FabSwingers.com: Jan (51) & To (65) , Couple in north east manchester, North West, UK

PLEASE READ ALL OF THE PROFILE BEFORE THE NAUGHTY PICTURES AND CERTAINLY BEFORE YOU SEND US A MESSAGE.

Please don't message us unless you are 100% genuine and definately looking to meet.

We are genuine as our verifications prove and don't accept silly messages specially from guys who want to run but are scared at the first hurdle.

Single guys....please read the section below otherwise we have no option but to block you. We don't want to block anyone but you may give us no choice....PLEASE READ

We don't do bareback

NO CONDOM.......NO SEX.....Always ensure that you have at least two!!!

REMEMBER that blackmail carries a prison sentence .... whereas consensual sex between adults is not illegal.

PLEASE NOTE:

WE DO NOT DO WEEKENDS. THAT MEANS SATURDAYS OR SUNDAYS SO PLEASE DON'T ASK!!!!!

1: Being on a swinging site does not mean desperate so don't write like anyone should be grateful for your response

2: Don't write what you would not say

3:We don't have a cam, don't do MSN and don't do chat - don't ask others for them

4: Be honest in your dealings - someone will share your tastes

5: We get scores of messages and we will answer them providing they are decently constucted messages and not two or three words

6: If you send a monosylibic message - don't expect a response (effort in, effort out)

7: If you arrange to meet, do so - you said you would

8: Treat others as you expect to be treated.

9: Don't ask for our phone number initially. It will be given to you if we consider that a meet is on. It is to confirm that we are a 100% genuine couple. We only text initially and for short notice meets, we just text 'doubleplay' and await a response. If it's a late night meet, we tend to text and wait around 15 minutes before we move on to the next short notice available person.

10: Don't ever ask for the address.

However, we are a real genuine couple that enjoy others company in our bedroom from time to time and unlike many 'COUPLES' on here, we do exist and meet regularly. We never end up being just the guy because the partner is away at mum's. school, bad head, can't play etc, etc, etc.....WE BOTH PLAY..........AT ALL TIMES........Always.

We both give a nice sensual massage to relax the opposite sex or same sex.

We are not hardened swingers and if you prefer soft swap then that is fine with us.

WE NEVER PRESSURE ANYONE.......

There is a note at the end of the message that concerns....YOU!!!!!!!

*****I DO NOT MEET ALONE********

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING

IT SAVES US TIME AND YOU DESPAIR

THEY MAY APPEAR HARSH BUT FOR GENUINE FUN SEEKERS THEY ARE ACCEPTABLE...HOWEVER IF YOU FEEL THEY AREN'T...PLEASE SEEK ELSEWHERE.

Recently we have been getting a lot of messages from 'couples' and it then turns out that the female doesn't play. If this is the case with you, please say on first contact as you NEED to tell us you are a single guy.

******I DO NOT MEET ALONE*******

I have had numerous requests to dress up sexily....huh??? Stockings, sussies, heels, basque, strap-on, etc etc etc. No problem. This I will do but as many sets are now ruined and cost money, I will wear whatever you want but you must supply it!!!

Cum staines look awful even after 4 washes so I wouldn't wear clothes with staines on, so I will supply my statistics if you ask unless you can guess just by looking at pictures. (Jan)

NO one liners type messages. If you can't put a sentence together then please don't try.

IF we want to see your cock...we'll ask and we always do.

We would want to see your face.

IF your profile says you are straight then that's what you are...too late to try and suggest you are anything different. WE prefer honesty. If you are bi then your profile will say that.

NO TEXT SPEAK PLEASE. u no wt i meen!!!

Although we do see straight guys we prefer bi guys because of the close nature of our sexual preferences and close proximity of male genitalia that may arise in our entanglement, but that doesn't mean you have to be bi.

SINGLE MEN:-

DO NOT ASK TO BE ON OUR FRIENDS LIST UNLESS YOU HAVE SENT A MESSAGE AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE POSSIBILITY OF A MEET.

IF you have no photo on or don't send one then you will not be accepted.

Couples..if you consider you would like to be on our friends list, please send an invite and we'll chat soon. We always accept invites from special couples, like you.

WE don't do a ping pong message....If we think there is a likelihood of a meet, friendship or more then we'll ask for a mobile number so we can text and reply and then speak and possibly arrange an encounter.

*******I DO NOT MEET ALONE*******

WE ONLY TEXT IN THE FIRST INSTANCE SO YOU NEED TO PUT TIMES/DAYS THAT ARE CONVENIENT TO TEXT and more importantly...WHEN NOT TO TEXT.

THE ABOVE SAVES YOU TIME AND A POSSIBLE REJECTION. WE DO AIM TO REPLY TO ALL BUT IF YOU FIT INTO THE ABOVE, IT MAY BE SOME TIME THAT A REPLY IS GIVEN.

WE DO NOT do msn, cam or chat rooms.

Hi we are a mature adventerous bi couple.

Jan is 39 (*****I DO NOT MEET ALONE****) and Tony is 52. We are both bisexual and we can play straight to those who want straight,

It is not compulsory to be bi but it helps.

Please note:-

*********Over 21's only*****

We are very happy to visit yours and really only exceptional friends can visit. It can be awkward but occasionally we can arrange it.

We expect that you understand that Jan wants and only expects to be treated as a woman,

No mauling, no groping

Above all, gentleness.

No biting or chewing of sensative parts.

DO NOT TRY AND FORCE FEED JAN WITH YOUR COCK. JAN TAKES IT AS DEEP AS SHE WANTS AND THAT'S IT!!!!!

No offensive language (except the words we all use per se)

No fingers to be inserted without me asking you to do it.

Absolutely NO fingers in the bottom.

****IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW EXCITED YOU GET....IF YOU PUSH OUR BOUNDARIES THEN THE MEET WILL BE TERMINATED.*****

*******ABOVE ALL....NO MEANS NO!!!!!*********

THANK YOU FOR READING OUR PROFILE.

OH, did I mention.....I don't meet alone!!!!

Ah, now, lets just see if you have read the full profile and not just peeping at the pictures and chancing your arm!!!

If you are one of the people that is not prepared to write a 'verify genuine' when you've actually seen us then please don't write in the first place. We like the verification, whether good or bad so that we can display or not as we choose.

Please start your message with 'HOWDY'. Not very original and we are not into American C & W but it's just to see if you've read the profile.

For those who have and you like, drop us a line and impress us. A photo is a must (not necessarily on first contact). Don't say that you can send one by phone because you only get our number once a meeting is arranged and we all agree.

Special Note!!!!

Please, please, please DO NOT:- write inane one liners like 'How are you', 'How you doing', 'Are you well today', 'Been busy?' or variations on this as we have a dongle connection with limited internet time so we will ignore and delete these messages and if you continue to keep doing it, you may well be blocked. Time on the pc is valuable to us so, please, make your message interesting.

We don't like ping pong messaging either. You should be able to get your interest over to us within 2 or 3 messages. Some articulate people can do it in ONE go and they tend to be near the top for choice.

IF YOU ASK EITHER OF US TO PLAY ALONE.....YOU WILL BE BLOCKED....NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE....FRIENDS OR NOT!!!!!!

Thanks for reading this long profile and if you're still awake, message us because you never know, it could be you!!!!!

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