FabSwingers.com: Dickie (57) & Jayne (53) , Couple in Middlesbrough , North East, UK

Hi, fun loving, North East professional couple, been on the scene for a couple of years now but not prolific swingers, just when the mood takes us. We are open to party invites and meets with other couples/single ladies and the occasional single male, just let us know what you are arranging. Occasionally we will meet in the great outdoors, we don’t actually go dogging, despite the user name, but we do have a van which is mid conversion for prearranged meets.

We are usually inundated with messages and can’t reply to them all and we don’t suffer fools gladly, so if you want to be considered and get a reply, please follow our simple rules or you WILL be ignored or blocked.

1) We don’t reply to one liners, be original in your reply.

2) Be polite, if you wouldn’t use it as a chat up line in a pub then don’t use it here

3) We don’t do txt spk

4) we don’t do dick pics, we only do face pics. Remember, if you send us a dick pic it’s probably not big and it’s not clever.

5) we don’t meet at the drop of a hat

6) We only accept friend requests from people we know, hard to believe I know, it’s weird. Send one and you will be blocked.

7) we don’t do newbies, unverified or those with false verifications, we can spot them!!

8) before you ask we are doing ok thank you. If we wernt it would be the Samaritan website we would be on, not this one!!

Have fun and shag happy!!!

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