FabSwingers.com: dave (38) & jess (42) , Couple in hyde, North West, UK

Let me begin by apologising for our lengthy profile, haha

We usually have 300 to 400 plus messages at all times in inbox. I struggle to get through them all and keep up with chats. We both work high end jobs and have children. We would rather spend our time arranging fun meets and going to them! But so many people are sending pointless messages. No pics..refusing to send face pics.

Straight into weord conversation. Clearly haven't read profile etc and we waste time on many messages to find something doesn't work for us etc , so rather someone reads this and decides whether we are for you or not.

Let us tell you what we are looking for..

1. a mmf where both me and her will come to the meet for fun. And join in. Both men giving jess attention.

2. We both come to the meet but I only watch and film the 2 of u having fun.

3. I send her to meet alone..but lending her alone only happens if I get the meet filmed by her leaving her phone propped up. Otherwise I get nothing out of it. No film, no meet with her alone! Non negotiable sorry guys.

If ur not happy to have meet filmed, pls do not message.

4.a mmf with a bi guy for a little play there. So if ur bi feel free to message.

She doesn't play with women. And I'm not looking to play with other women. So we don't meet couples or single women. Sorry. Pls don't message if ur a couple. It's an instant no.

So only looking for single guy's that are happy to be filmed.... I watch the video. Use it. Then delete it. End of!

She is allergic to latex so we ask for no Condoms.. if this is an issue for u pls don't message.

We are very clean and safe. And keep ourselves checked. 100% no risk of pregnancy due to surgery.

Because she sometimes goes on these meets alone. We try to stay local. She will obviously drive and travel to someone. But I'm not sending her on an hours drive alone. Then hour or 2 on meet n then an hour back.

We have a baby and young children at home. We not looking to travel any further really than 30 mins max.

I can't confirm if ur distance is okay till I get a postcode. But if ur miles away. Don't message as I'm not sending her that far. Sorry. Due to safety reasons also.

We will say no immediately to anyone who is huge/ well hung! She's quite small inside and been injured before. It ain't worth it to me. She don't enjoy it. So if u know ur well hung, don't message sadly . As there is no enjoyment for her there.

So many guys on here think this is the selling point for a woman. It actually isn't! Some of her best meets have been average guys. If ur on the larger side, you would need to understand u may not fit, will need to be careful. Not a lot of guys can or will. So please bare this in mind before messaging us.

We are not looking for anything wild. Kinky. Weird etc.

I've had years of watching her have quick fucks. On meets and in clubs and to be honest I'm bored n she is bless her. Lol

Too many men only interested in getting laid. Quick shag etc.

I get its why we all here. To have sex. But if I'm allowing u the opportunity to fuck my mrs, she needs to be enjoying it or there is no point.

Seems pointless to lend her out. She travels to the guy, just to be used. As they only interested in their own needs And shes left disappointed if you get me.

So I am very clear now about what I'm after guys!

She responds better to someone gentle and taking their time so serious applicants only please....

I'm looking for sexy, sensual fun. Kissing. Touching. Massage. Soft dirty talk. Etc etc

The idea of another man making love to my woman infuriates me and makes me mad with jealousy yet also excites me. Watching a vid of someone pleasuring her, when it shud be me.. drives me crazy. This is where I get my kicks.

# circumcision a bonus lol. Her words not mine lol.

Guy must be able to accommodate or get a hotel. As sadly we cannot accommodate. If u cannot accommodate. Pls don't message.

Pls don't bother messaging if your not going to send pics. She or us both will not go to a meet without seeing someone's face. Body etc.

I understand some say need discretion. But her face n body is on profile for all to see. So she will expect to see all in return.

If you have read this far, well done haha.

Some clear things we do not do...

ANAL.. this is a no. Don't ask or try.

OUTDOOR FUN.. this is a no. I want in a bed and it filmed.

DOGGING. This is a no. Pls don't ask.

BITING/PINCHING NIPPLES. This is a no. Do this and she will get up and get dressed and leave. She doesn't like it. Sadly that's that.

DO NOT MESSAGE IF YOU CANNOT ACCOMMODATE. WILL NOT FILM MEET. UNHAPPY WITH NO CONDOM. LOOKING FOR ANYTHING TO DO WITH S & M. BONDAGE OR ANYTHING KINKY.

I hope this helps you understand what I'm looking for. If you like what you have read. Message me. Tell me where your located. What ur looking for and share plenty of pics.

She's an incredible woman. She's a lovely figure, a bit curvy and very sensitive and responsive. She's got a killer smile. She's funny and amazing to talk too. Men come back wanting socials with her all the time.

She's shy though. Not got the confidence she should have sadly.

I only want men that are gonna lift that confidence. Not drain it with selfish sex. That's why I need confident guys but someone who will enjoy slow sensual fun.

We are aware we are being fussy and particular. But that's Jess's right to be so. I am lending her to you guys! So i only want a meet she likes sound of. And is going to enjoy. If we arw not for you, no problem. Good luck on your search.

if she does look and sound like she's for you, then get yourself in my inbox.. never has any complaints lol

:) :)

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