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Man in Colchester, East Midlands, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Andy

54 years old
Straight

6'2"  188cm
Large
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, Cybersex, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
Balding, flatulent, arthritic midget seeks same. Must be into long cold wet nights at train stations collecting numbers, morris dancing and gerbils. Preference given to those with own mobility scooter and walk in bath.

Fortunately for me and maybe you, it's not quite that bad!

Tall, dark haired, broad shouldered, muscular, strong and mysterious (the mysterious part means I forget things a lot) gent, seeks lady, or couple.

Witty, well educated, easy-going, polite and well mannered chap - basically means I'm house-trained for most occasions.

Been told I have a good sense of humour, but after reading this, you may think otherwise!

What do I like for in a lady? Well, a pulse is always a good start, as is a limited degree of sanity, but not too much.

Seriously, this is supposed to be fun, so up for a laugh and not taking life too seriously is essential.

No particular type, voluptuous, small, short, tall, come say hi.

Prefer older ladies, but if you are a 20 year old nymphomaniac at a loose end, well, I'll see what I can do :)

Been on here before under a different profile, but life has moved on a lot since then, so let's start anew.

Work in a very public job, so no facial pictures, but happy to send if we chat.

Stay safe, have fun and if you feel like it, drop me a line.