FabSwingers.com: L (58) & S (55) , Couple in Utopia , North West, UK

We are not malicious, mean nor scary, though her stare it curdles dairy, now of my hands I know they’re not the cleanest, but despite her stumpy toe, my goiter and her pose, we’d really like to have a fun connection.

We’ve got no scars, lumps, or bruises, certainly nothing here that oozes, sorry, but not as forward as we seem. So, if you’re not uncouth blighters, bad-mannered, or them biters, your thing may well be our dream.

We’ve got a thing, you’ve got a thing, and listen people, we’re not out to make you scream, although she delights in breaking disrespectful femurs, we respect those like-minded dreamers, like everybody here, we got a thing.

Can you see us with those intriguing kind of people, engaging with our special kind of thing? But despite her stumpy toe, my goiter, and yes, her posssssssse, ………..we’d really like to have a fun connection.

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