FabSwingers.com: Damsel (46) , Woman in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

B4 u read any further im a big girl. If that's not ur thing pass me by!

Every1 has a type - I adore the male form, but not in all its varieties. I love tall, strong men not just taller that me, over 6ft6" guys. Big Rugby player build. Much prefer dad bod 2 a 6pack.

Not looking 4 a partner in crime (yawn... come up with something original please...) looking 4 a guy with a big dick. Never had something super sized inside me. When I watch porn thats definitely something I search 4. Im excited! (mayb a little nervous, ok a lot nervous, but still eager 2 try) So if ur dick fits neatly in 2 ur hand I'm not interested. I will block any1 who says they've never had any complaints. When asked a simple question about size. If u don't want 2 answer it block me!

Not in 2 bi guys either, Like masculine men.

Im single, open minded, not stupid. There is a difference.

Not looking 4 a boyfriend been there done that donated the shirt. This is not the place 2 search 4 ur 1 true love.I am however looking 4 a regular guy.

ALWAYS USE PROTECTION wont b suede other wise.

Ive deliberately put in the odd gramer mistake. If this triggers u this isnt the page 4 u. Dont message me. Go right about it. (I am funny)

I like quirky 2. Mayb like 2 hear from a guy who breeds tibetan man eating lizards. Who died during lock down. Thru food shortage so his lizards 8 him. That'd b a fun conversation.

I dont post pictures on here their not safe! THERES NO EXCEPTIONS also will never ask 2 c 1.

Pour communication means I'll loose interest QUICKLY

I DONT HAVE KIK!

I have been here b4.

Im not vaccinated. This is a problem 4 some people.

Not interested in fucking or talking 2 some1 who lives a 100 of miles away or more. Whats the point!

(I dont fit H's criteria so theres no point me approaching him!)

31/5/2022

Some guy just tried wowing me by claiming he was a millionaire. (Eye roll) said he could show me how much he had in the bank. I don't want ur money I want 2 know if u have a big willy. If he did (he didn't) & digits turn him on, I would have pulled out my gcse maths grade calculator. Its pink & bdazzled. I don't pull that out 4 just any1. (Wink eye emoji)

Also don't hit me with the line "what if I need 2 hands?" then send a picture I didn't ask 4 of u holding it in ur tiny deadpool baby hands. That doesn't count wait a couple of days till ur fully grown then send that picture 2 1 of the ladies on here that collect pictures. Cause I'm not interested

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