FabSwingers.com: FF (52) , Woman in Hammersmith, London, Greater London, UK

Polyamorous Cali milf in Hammersmith, who's ideally looking for friendly & sexy neighbours to join our posse, which currently is composed of mostly good-looking bisexual men and very few women, namely me. I love a good chat and enjoy getting to know people, and am looking for like-minded folks with whom I can establish a rapport and friendship lasting more than a night. I like having friends in the neighbourhood who might drop in for a coffee or drink, or a casual catch-up; who are genuine, open-minded and confident.

Regarding sexy meets, I'm currently interested in meeting women and couples rather than single guys, which are not in short supply in my world.

Before contacting me, could I please ask that you read my full profile?

Thank you.

* Messages from people who come across as polite, friendly and kind catch my eye, and I tend to respond to messages with this tone. Crudeness and vulgarity are non-starters.

* I'm a fan of spelling, grammar and punctuation. As a single woman, I receive a lot of messages. If they start with 'Ur' or 'r u...' or something similar visible in the snippet, I don't open the message. Tipsy or tired typos are no problem; none of us are perfect (though we all are, in our imperfections).

* I generally don't travel far from home, in this context. I'm here in the pursuit of making friends who live locally, or occasionally visit this part of London. I have plenty of pen-pals already as I've lived overseas more than once.

* I don't check it very often; some weeks not at all. I'm not in a hurry and like people who are similarly unhurried in their approach to meeting up; after all, it is a casual hook-up site.

If you are a single man and feel we have more in common than being on this website, please, before sending me a message see below for what doesn't fly with me.

* I don't want to be bent over, pounded, or fucked until my eyes water, devoured, or made to feel like I'm being preyed upon.

* As I'm not looking for guys to hookup with at the moment, if it appears that we are living in completely different social universes, have nothing in common aside from sexual openness, then it's probably not worth your time contacting me. If I have a type, I prefer men close to me in age and experience, who are established in their lives, and of a similar cultural background.

* Doms. With the right chemistry SM play is fun, but I'm not seriously sub, and it's not something I seek out.

* Purely physical approaches, as in, 'I'm hot, you're hot...let's get it on'. Same goes for dudes who think being in their 20s and approaching a woman who's twice their age should be reason enough to meet.

* If you tend to introduce your penis first and then yourself second, I'm dubious. I'm a fan of cock, sure, but not at the expense of the person attached to it.

* Very large and especially long cocks; if your penis is super XL, I may struggle to accommodate all of that manhood. If I don't reply and you're huge, this is likely the reason, god bless you. However, if you're a really kind, thoughtful, and fun person to be with and possess a giant johnson, and despite all the bitchiness evidenced in this essay, you still want to meet me, we'll figure something out. Otherwise, average or a little extra suits me just fine.

* Beards.

End - thanks for reading my rant, I'm actually pretty friendly in person.

Notes:

For the research-oriented, look up 'unicorn'...

And, if you are wondering what GGG stands for, it is: Good, Giving, Game. Read more about it here:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/the-passion-paradox/201208/are-you-ggg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savage_Love

Disclaimer: I'm sorry if what I've written here causes offence; none is intended. The only feelings we can be responsible for truly are our own, and what I'm doing here is sharing what's important to me. If you don't like my content or find it excessive, please refrain from taking me to task for having too long of a profile or having too many dislikes. Believe me, my profile didn't start out like this, but needs must. If I like what you've written, I'll reply. If not, I won't - c'est la vie.

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