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Jezebel - Certified Silly Goose


Woman in Newton Abbot (kinkykerswell), South West, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

4 hours ago... Fucking Mommy Goose y’all are ridiculous

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Looking For

Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel.

B

33 years old
Bisexual

5'4"  163cm
Curvy
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams
I’m just here looking for an old rich man on his death bed who has no living relatives.

You don’t have to be a cuck but it would work in your favour if you are

If anyone’s looking for their future wife to be a slut…. I’m right here ;)

My ex used to get off on being called a pindicked maggot dicked pathetic little loser then left me coz I called him dull… cucks are weird… but I still want another one

Please note - if I tell you you’ve got a little clitty, it’s not required you become the vagina surrounding that, that’s taking the role too seriously. Happy to discuss middle ground, communication is key and all that ;)

I was in a situationship for years where i had a cuck and no bull (imagine having a fussy cuck smh) I’m now in a situation where I have a bull and no cuck…. Why is the Lord testing me like this

So

Cucks please form an orderly queue and give me your keys and let me bully you

I’ve been blocked, ghosted, hated, never been told I’m bad in bed tho, just saying ;)

SC - if you’ve unblocked me and are reading this, what are you doing here, looking for the lost spark? Fuck offfffff dishwater. Bless, must be like a car crash, you just can’t look away….

If you knew me in my party days, I party no more :) seems a lot of people need this update haha

To all the MaNnErS cOsT nOtHiNg brigade - If I had to filter through and politely decline the amount of messages I get a day it would be a full time job so unless you’re paying me stfu

Also guys, if you send a woman a dick pic in 0.5x zoom, we don’t think it’s massive, we just get suspicious, so behave

I think fab should have an option in the profile write ups where men have to specify their dick size and shape, if I have to specify I’m fat (curvy), you should have to specify if you have a chode or a shrimp dick. Fairs fair.

Totally putting all the other cool stuff from my previous bio write up here when I can be arsed, coz that was some seriously funny shit.

Laters losers xx