FabSwingers.com: Carol (50) , Woman in Rossendale, North West, UK

I am a 21+vat (lots of VAT) year old bi, polyam woman and I'm looking to meet men, women, couples.

I am currently single and am looking to have fun, lots of hot sex and lots of giggles, making friends along the way.

Situations vacant:

* Currently wanted (minimum of two) fuck buddies, ideally local, who can accommodate and who I can actually have a conversation with, take the piss out of each other and fuck like bunnies. Bonus points if you are into geeky shit.

Why two? 1) I’m greedy and 2) I only have specific times when I’m free and i want my booty calls available when I need them.

* Regular play buddies who can meet me at the clubs and we can play together and separately

Applications received via message - if the opening line doesn’t make me laugh … the application is not being considered x

I would love to find both a Dom and a sub to play with, but warning, I am likely to flit between calling YOU “Sir”, “Slut” or “Good Boy” dependent on my mood

I’m not a skinny Minnie or a gym bunny, so if that’s what you are looking for, scroll on. However if you want to chat to someone sarcastic, slightly psycho, silly sense of humour … yes I do grab hold of floppy dicks and make the flower pot men sounds - cos it makes ME laugh (and that’s the important bit lol) and sex is meant to be fun… curvy with a hidden superpower, then here I am. Alternatively, even mid scream, I am likely to take the piss and laugh … cos again it’s all about FUN! … and it usually results in being spanked and fucked harder lol - so win-win!

If you just message me saying “want to fuck” the answer is likely to be no - unless you are hot beyond belief and I’m mega horny … however, I have toys so likely to tell you to feck off anyways - so please be a little more creative in your opening messages :-)

Also if you get salty cos I haven’t messaged you back in a few hours - again “feck off”, despite appearances I have a life outside of fab and you will be blocked. I can’t be arsed with stroppy fecking men - if I wanted that I would have stayed married lol - actually that’s a lie cos I truly believe you should only get married if you have a good divorce party planned - I had an awesome party! The other reason I am shit at replying is that I am ‘ADohhhh shiny squirrel’, so get distracted and then forget very easily - if this is gonna bug you, do one now as I can not be arsed with your stroppy self lol

Now if I haven’t 1) scared you or 2) upset your fragile ego, then message me x

I’m currently in the process of finding my new club and as part of this process am trying out several different ones.

You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice.)

*** Any such usage will be considered as a breach of my legal right to privacy and I will prosecute any persons or company doing so.

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