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?I Promise Not to Reorganize Your Spice Rack


Man in Rochester, South East, UK
Joined: 8 months ago
Last on: 19 minutes ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Women aged 18 to 65. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

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39 years old
Straight

5'10"  178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Webcams, Taking Photos, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Phone Sex, Oral, Group Sex, Blindfolds
Let's be real: I am the human equivalent of that little stick with the olive and the cherry in your cocktail. Am I essential for the drink? Absolutely not. Does my presence somehow make the entire evening feel slightly more "deluxe" and confusingly intentional? You bet your sweet rum punch I do.

?I'm a functioning adult, which is a big selling point. I have my own place, a job where they trust me with passwords, and I know how to use a vegetable peeler. I’m not here to steal your wife or reorganization your husband’s meticulously ordered (and frankly, aggressive) spice rack. I'm here to provide the "Special Guest Appearance" energy your dynamic didn't know it needed.