FabSwingers.com: C (44) , Woman in Gloucestershire, South West, UK

First off...I've got more curves, lumps and bumps than Swindons Magic Roundabout, so if that's not your thing, scroll on...

Bulletpoint description -

•Saggy in all the wrong places

•Fat

•Swear like a sailor

•Common as muck

•Sarcastic as fuck

•BANTER- Got to have banter...!

•Love a BIG dick

•I give a great sloppy BJ

•I'm realistic

•I'm honest, sometimes brutally

•I prefer a nice girthy, thick cock at least 6+ length

•I do like a guy that keeps it tidy and "manscapes", not in to wild bush...!

•I guess I like my eyes...

I'm mainly looking for a regular FWB arrangement...

If you get pushy Ms CougarBitch makes use of the blocky button...!

I can only meet during the daytime on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays so as to keep my fab life completely separate from mum life.

I can't/won't meet at a moments notice...!

If you are not within 30/40 miles I won't reply... No point in getting to know one another when the distance is unrealistic...!

I DO NOT entertain video/phone sex calls...not my thing, I much prefer sins in the flesh...!

I DO NOT do anal or any other weird fucked up shit...

NO I do not have Kik- its the SHITTEST app EVER...!

NO sub/cuck guys, I just ain't got the patience for that...!

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROFILE PIC OR DON'T SEND A FACE PIC WITH A FIRST MESSAGE... DON'T BOTHER...!

ALSO I ALREADY HAVE KIDS SO TAKE YOUR MUMMY/STEPMUM ISSUES ELSEWHERE..!

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==

97% Exhibitionist

85% Brat

78% Submissive

75% Voyeur

68% Primal (Prey)

67% Switch

66% Rope bunny

61% Non-monogamist

56% Vanilla

56% Experimentalist

48% Masochist

34% Rigger

30% Primal (Hunter)

29% Dominant

23% Sadist

12% Master/Mistress

11% Brat tamer

9% Degrader

6% Owner

6% S l a v e

4% Daddy/Mommy

3% Degradee

1% Pet

0% Ageplayer

0% Boy/Girl

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