FabSwingers.com: Andrew (62) , Man in chepstow, South West, UK

'To trace in a woman a delight in experiencing physical pain when inflicted by a lover, and an eagerness to accept subjection to his will: such a tendency is certainly normal. To abandon herself to her lover, to be able to rely on his physical strength and mental resourcefulness, to be swept out of herself and beyond the control of her own will, to drift idly in delicious submission to another and stronger will - this is one of the commonest aspirations in a woman's intimate love dreams....' Havelock Ellis circa 1900

Wanted:

A adventurous, sexy woman with good

reputation, who can cook frogs

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

schia garden, classic music and tal-

king without getting too serious..

Interested?

Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5;

Still interested? Then message me!!

"To make it stand, you wet it.

To make it wet, you suck it.

To make it stiff, you lick it.

To get it in, you push it!

Damn! Threading a needle at any age is no joke!".

A BRIEF CHEMISTRY LESSON FOR YOU TO ENJOY

The molecular formula for SEX is: C142H156O17.

The systematic name for SEX is:

[3-[2-[3-[7-[2-[[3-[[4-benzyl-3-hydroxy-2-[3-hydroxy-4-(3-hydroxy propyl)phenyl]phenyl]-hydroxy-methyl]-4-[2-[3-(2-hydroxyethyl)phenyl]propyl]cyclohexyl]methyl]phenoxy]-2-[4-[3-[(4-ethyl-2,3-dihydroxy-phenyl)methyl]phenyl]-3-[2-[2-[2-hydroxy-3-[3-[2-[3-(2-tetra hydropyran-2-ylethyl)phenyl]ethyl]phenyl]cyclohexyl]ethyl]phenyl] butyl]-9,10-dihydroanthracen-1-yl]-1,2-dihydroxy-propyl]-5-(2-hydroxyethyl)-4-methyl-phenyl]phenyl]-[2,6-dihydroxy-3-(2-hydroxyeth) yl)phenyl]methanone.

Some useful information or all those out there who watch their calories:....

Sexual Calorie Counter

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent - 12 Calories

Without her consent - 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands - 8 Calories

With one hand - 12 Calories

With your teeth - 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection - 6 Calories

Without an erection - 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris - 8 Calories

Trying to find the! G-Spot - 92 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary - 12 Calories

69 lying down - 78 Calories

69 standing up - 112 Calories

Wheelbarrow - 216 Calories

Doggy Style - 326 Calories

Italian chandelier - 912 Calories

ORGASMIC:

Real - 112 Calories

False - 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging - 18 Calories

Getting up immediately - 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately - 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

20-29 years olds - 36 Calories

30-39 year olds - 80 Calories

40-49 year olds - 124 Calories

50-59 year olds - 972 Calories

60-69 year olds - 2916 Calories

70 and over - Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:

Calmly - 32 Calories

In a hurry - 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door - 1218 Calories

With her hubby knocking at the door - 3521 Calories

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