FabSwingers.com: Cinna (45) , Woman in Portsmouth, South East, UK

After reading this, you are either going to think Damn I want a bit of that crazy, or Hell NO MOFO, who the sweet F you think you are? Anyway this is going to be a tad long winded, but I've decided to lay it all down and answer the questions I get asked and which I hate.

What I don't want Nor need or am looking for! (Yes I have been asked these!)

Do I want to watch you suck your own cock.

Do I want to cam and watch you masturbate.

Do I fuck married men, (partner does/doesn't know I'm here - I don't want that drama, Fix your marriage!)

Do I fuck men of colour - Some of you I think are beautiful, but I've got no interest in meeting you let alone fuck you.

If I'm not your type then can you block me so I don't message you again. Really? Block me if I dont respond.

I will NOT reply to messages that are Hey/Wanna fuck/You free tonight/Hey I'd love to chat/Can I ask you a question. Please ask yourself, has this worked in the past? After her long arse winded bio will she respond to a simple Hey. Nope I will not. You wanna get a response from me, then don't ask how my day was. Don't ask what my kinks are, cos if you have got to the end of this and you still haven't got a clue, then you ain't my people and I am SO not yours. I am your swipe left.

DO NOT send me all your dick pics that are on your profile, I really don't care. What I'm hoping is that it works as it should and for as long as I need it to. So send me a face photo. I want it close up and clear and WITHOUT sunglasses. I wanna see into your eyes not the reflection of your phone.

If you have sent me multiple messages and I have opened and read them but no response then it means one of two things. One you haven't captured my interest enough to reply or Two I'm REALLY not interested. STOP, admire from a far and use my photos for your wank bank. (You're Welcome!)

So, if you are inclined to do any of the above stated, I wont reply. You have become my swipe left and the delete button has been hit. Yes I am a C*nt, deal with it. Like I said above. I am NOT your people!

NOW THE FUN PART.

What am I looking for and what are my kinks, desires and fantasies.... FYI if you didn't think I was a C*nt before, you may do after getting to the end of this wish list.

I want my own Harem. What do I mean by this. I want about 6 men that are my regulars. Each come with their own skills and talents. They satisfy different needs I have and are able to fulfil different fantasies, kinks and social requirements. If you are looking for exclusive access to me - I am your swipe left, but well done for getting this far.

Yes I am into BDSM - it intrigues and fascinates me. I am a Sub (though reading this you would no doubt think I'm a Dom) As of yet I am yet to meet someone that gives me the experience I have been looking for and that hasn't left me feeling disappointed and wanting after it is all over. - If we meet and there is a vibe I do have a soft/hard limits list and we can discuss from there.

No, I have never done any clubs/parties, so yes that is on my list of musts. I want to attend them with someone(s) that I feel comfortable and secure with. Someone that has my best interests at heart and gets off with watching me with others or being watched by others wishing they were you.

In my Harem I wouldn't mind a couple. Let me be your Unicorn and see want adventures we can get up to. I don't what this just to be about sex. I'd love to get to know you as a couple and individually too. If both parties do not have full access to me in every sense of the word and me to them, then Swipe left. I'm not the right Unicorn for you. I am not here to break you up, but to make you both happier.

Yoni Masseuse - had it once and like the story of my sexual life, was left wanting more! In my Harem there needs to be a God with magic hands. I am a runner (well slow jogger) and I need these kinks worked out of my muscles and my senses overloaded.

Yes I don't mind vanilla sex, after all it is a stable diet, but lets face it. Each meet isn't going to be a mind altering out of body experience. But if that is all you have to offer, Again Swipe Left. Lets push boundaries explore kinks and fantasies. I Don't want to teach or be your gateway into a better sex life. I want to broaden my own sexual nymph.

I don't mind a dad bod, again a stable diet, but if you haven't seen your dick in years. It's a HARD NO. I am NOT your people. What I love. Muscles. Muscles covered in good ink even better. That shit will make a nymph like me cream. I'm only 5'5 but I'm mighty and I want someone that can handle me and throw me around like a ragdoll. Pick me up, fuck me against a wall, better yet when I've been bad, have the confidence to throw me over your shoulder (literally) and turn me into a good girl again.

Now with all that has been stated above, Safe sex is a must, there are NO compromises!!! No Glove No Love! and there WILL be a social first before anything else happens.

My life is busy and I don't need keyboard warriors or pen pals. If you think you see me down the beach then come say Hey. If you don't have that level of confidence, then again I am not your people.

I am not looking for one-offs, they are fun and exciting, though what I want is my harem. I want good vibes, easy conversations, the ability to be chilled with people on the same wavelength as me. Friendship, trust and mutual understanding of each others needs and life. Life is fucked up as it is. lets carve out time together that is magical, lifts us up and puts a smile on our faces.

I WILL NOT accommodate so please don't ask. Though if you make it into my Harem and I fully trust you then yes, you may get invited to mine.

Friend Requests - if we haven't spoken, Don't think I am going to add you to my friends. Make the god damn effort, like the one I have made writing this!

So all of that said, and well done for getting to the end. I could be your people. How exciting, now don't ruin it with a shit message! There is lots here for you to message me about. It is expected you have good hygiene, smell great and have the stamina of an Ox. Please don't inform me of any of this. Be creative and let ya freak flag fly high. The worst that will happen will be I don't reply or I block you.

No Pressure.

Yours possibly

Miss Wet and Warm C*nt

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