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I'm Chris. I'm looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with


Man in Smithville, Ontario, Canada
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 months ago

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Women aged 27 to 30. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Chris

32 years old
Straight

5'5"  165cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Anal, Oral, Watersports
Hi, my name is Chris. I'm 31. I live in Smithville, Ontario. I have my own car. I drive a gray 2017 Hyundai Tucson. I've never been married and I have no kids yet either. I'm looking for someone who will accept and love me for who I am. I want someone who will be completely loyal and faithful to me. It doesn't matter to me if we are in the same town, city, province or even the same country. As long as the committment and the loyalty are there then that is all that matters to me. I'm hoping to find my significant other to settle down with and start a family together. I want to get married on a beach, settle down, start a family and raise kids. I want at least 4 kids. I also prefer that my potential significant other not smoke or do or drugs. If they smoke or do or drugs those are automatic deal-breakers for me. I'm against smoking, drugs and . It doesn't matter to me whether they drink or not. I'm serious about finding my significant other. I know what I want and I won't settle for anything less. I will not rest until I find what I want

I would like to take a nice romantic walk along the beach with a significant other

In my opinion the perfect first date would be to go either glow-in-the-dark mini-putting, 10-pin bowling or to a movie and then dinner

I'm a sensitive type of person and my emotions run near the surface. I'm caring, loving, protective, loyal, trusting, honest, compassionate, opinionated and extremely faithful. I'm also known to have a strong temper but i would rather take my temper out on a brick wall by attacking it and risking injury to myself instead of bitching at a person. I'm fiercely loyal and fiercely protective of those that I care about so if you mess with my friends or family you mess with me. I love to help people to the very best of my ability. I will do anything in my power, including bending over backwards, to make everyone happy even if it causes me to be unhappy

My star sign

Virgo

My Chinese Zodiac animal

Monkey

I prefer to wear casual clothes such as t-shirts and shorts in the summer and hoodies with matching pants in the spring, fall and winter

I have several career dreams. My first career dream is to own my very own theme park with all kinds of interesting and fun rides. My 2nd career dream is to open a restaurant with international food and drinks from all over the globe. My 3rd career dream is to open a glow-in-the-dark mini-putt place and my 4th career dream is to open a candy store

The only countries that I've ever been to are the US, Denmark and England. I haven't been to the US in the last 5 or so years and I haven't been to England or Denmark since I was about 10 or 11 years old. I've been to Stonehenge and Legoland. The only states that I've been to in the US are NY state, Florida, Arkansas, MA and the Carolinas

4 things that are on my bucket list are: visit Stonehenge, visit Denmark, visit Sydney Australia and go on a Caribbean cruise

Some day I want to live somewhere near Vegas and I want to own a bungalow-sized house with an attached garage and a hot tub as well as an above-ground pool with a wrap-around deck going around both the hot tub and the above-ground pool

I prefer the city over the country

My fave sports cars

Dodge Charger, Ford Mustang, VW Beetle and VW Bus

Things i like to build

Model planes and model Star Trek starships

My fave jigsaw puzzle sizes

1000-piece, 1500-piece, 2000-piece, 2500-piece and 3000-piece

My fave game types

Card games, board games and video games

My fave card games

Uno, War, 31, Go Fish, Crazy 8's, Disney's Colour Brain, Disney's 5-Second Rule, Cards Against Disney

My fave board games

Catan, Chess, Risk, Sorry, Trouble, Scrabble, Checkers, Monopoly, Clipology, Mouse Trap, Backgammon, Ticket To Ride, Trivial Pursuit, Snakes And Ladders, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Other types of fave games

Wheel Of Fortune, Sharpshooters, Perfection, Battleship, Connect 4, Jeopardy, Hangman, Yahtzee and Jenga

One thing about me is that I'm a PC gamer

My fave PC video games

18 Wheels Of Steel Pedal To The Metal, GTA 5, Quake, Catan, Risk, Monopoly, Battleship, Disney's Mahjong, Marvel's Puzzle Quest, Chutes And Ladders, M&Ms The Lost Formulas, The Sims, Sim City, Open Season, Need For Speed, Spyro Trilogy, Crash Bandicoot Trilogy, Halo Combat Evolved, Marvel's Ultimate Alliance, Eternium, Unreal Tournament 1999, Star Wars Battlefront, Star Wars The Clone Wars, Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic, Rollercoaster Tycoon Deluxe, Captain Crunch's Crunchling Adventures, Sid Meier's Civilization 3, Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, Runescape, DC Universe Online, Lord Of The Rings Online, Mechwarrior Online, Uncharted Waters Online, World Of Warships Online, Star Trek Legacy, Star Trek Armada, Star Trek Bridge Commander, Star Trek Starfleet Academy, Star Trek Starfleet Command 3 and Star Trek Online

Another thing about me is that I'm also a console gamer

My fave video game consoles

Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo Switch and XBox 360

My fave stores

Bath And Body Works, Best Buy, Calendar Club, Canadian Tire, Charmed Aroma, Cinema1, Coles, Dollarama, Gamestop, Gaming Gators, Hallmark, Ikea, Petsmart, Sobeys, The Body Shop, The Bulk Barn, Walmart and Yankee Candle

Additionally, I'm a bookworm

My fave novel genres

Romance, Harlequin Romance, Fantasy, Mystery, Horror and Sci-Fi

My fave novel series

Halo, Eragon, Robotech, Twilight, Star Trek, Star Wars, Riverdale, Goosebumps, Spiderwick, Mass Effect, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, The Unwanteds, Deltora Quest, Vampire Academy, Vampire Diaries, Sherlock Holmes, Game Of Thrones, World Of Warcraft, Lord Of The Rings, The Hunger Games, The Chronicles Of Narnia, Buffy The Vampire Slayer and A Series Of Unfortunate Events

My fave comic genres

Archie, Disney, Marvel, Star Wars, Garfield, Sailor Moon, Calvin And Hobbes, The Legend Of Zelda and For Better Or For Worse

My fave cartoon genres

90s and early 2000s

My fave movie genres

Romance, Disney, Action, Fantasy, Sci-Fi and Superheroes

My fave movie series

Star Trek, Star Wars, Marvel, Godzilla, King Kong, Harry Potter, Transformers, Jurassic Park, Jurassic World and Pirates Of The Caribbean

My fave show genres

Crime, Court, Comedy, Action, Fantasy, Home Improvement, Sci-Fi and Superheroes

My fave shows

Star Trek Voyager, Star Trek DS9, Star Trek TNG, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Strange New Worlds, Star Trek Picard, The Orville, Battlebots, Heartland, Riverdale, Titans, Halo, Judge Judy, Superstore, Supergirl, Superman And Lois, Sex And The City, NCIS Hawaii, NCIS New Orleans, NCIS Sydney, CSI Miami, CSI Vegas, Jon & Kate Plus 8, Lego Masters, Domino Masters, Vampire Academy, Ghost Whisperer, Leave It To Bryan, Bryan's All In, Rock The Block, Battle On The Beach, Backed By The Bros (The Property Brothers), Xena Warrior Princess, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Everybody Loves Raymond and The Big Bang Theory

My fave cartoons

Star Wars Rebels, Reboot, Jimmy Neutron, Thunderbirds, Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragons Race To The Edge, Teen Titans, Josie And The Pussycats, Scooby Doo Where Are You, Courage The Cowardly Dog, The Flintstones, The Jetsons, The Berenstain Bears, Voltron, Darkwing Duck, Duck Dodgers, Chip And Dale Rescue Rangers, Yogi Bear, Tom And Jerry, Animaniacs, Futurama, Green Lantern, 6Teen, Transformers, Woody The Woodpecker, Spongebob Squarepants, Ben 10, Looney Tunes, Tiny Toons, Angry Birds Toons and Sailor Moon Crystal

My fave sports

Curling, NHL, NFL, MLB, NBA and NASCAR

My fave NHL teams

Toronto Maple Leafs, Dallas Stars, New York Rangers, Buffalo Sabres, Washington Capitals, Minnesota Wild, Pittsburgh Penguins and Vegas Golden Knights

My fave AHL teams

Hershey Bears and Chicago Wolves

My fave NFL teams

Green Bay Packers and Seattle Seahawks

My fave MLB team

Oakland A's

My fave NBA team

Golden State Warriors

My fave NASCAR drivers

Christopher Bell, Josh Berry and Todd Gilliland

My fave NASCAR celebs

Dale Earnhardt Jr and Danica Patrick

My fave Curling celeb

Rachel Homan

My fave NHL player

Alex Ovechkin

My fave NHL celeb

Don Cherry

My fave comedians

Jeff Dunham and Larry The Cable Guy

My fave colours

Green and blue

My fave pets

Cat, Gerbil and Hamster

My fave wild animals

Siberian Tiger, Monkey, Panda, Zebra

My fave insects

Ladybugs, Caterpillars and Butterflies

My fave types of music

Celtic, Country, Folk and Pop

My fave singers

Stompin' Tom Connors, Alan Jackson, Toby Keith, Taylor Swift, Avril Lavigne and Shania Twain

My fave bands

ABBA, Celtic Thunder and Celtic Woman

My fave wax melt scent

Cookies N Creme

My fave soap brands

Dove and Irish Spring

My fave shower gel scent

Japanese Cherry Blossom

My fave body scrub scent

Coconut

My fave body wash brand

Irish Spring

My fave shampoo brand

Garnier Fructis

My fave shampoo scent

Pink Grapefruit

My fave candle scent

Pink Watermelon

My fave flower

Gerbera

My fave season

Summer

My fave holidays

Easter, Halloween and Christmas

My fave restaurants

Industria, Swiss Chalet and Boston Pizza

My fave chocolate

Kinder Eggs, Kitkat bars and Hershey's Cookies N Cream bars

My fave chocolate bar brands

Hershey's and Kitkat

My fave popcorn flavour

Buttered popcorn

My fave popcorn brand

Orville Reddenbacher

My fave Jello flavours

Lime and Blue Raspberry

My fave ice cream flavours

Vanilla, Butterscotch, Cotton Candy and Cookies N Cream

My fave fruits

Apples, Grapes, Pears, Asian Pears, Bananas and Watermelon

My fave food

Plain pasta

My fave brands of chips

Old Dutch, Lays, Ruffles and Pringles

My fave milkshake flavours

Vanilla and Cookies N Cream

My fave juice flavours

Apple, Grape and Watermelon

My fave Koolaid flavour

Grape

My fave Gatorade flavour

Grape

My fave Powerade flavours

Grape and Orange

My fave pop flavours

Root Beer, Pepsi, Orange, Grape, Sprite, 7-Up, Cream Soda, Cotton Candy and Blue Raspberry

My fave pop brands

Barq's, MUG, Cott, Crush, Faygo and President's Choice

As for vegetables I eat frozen peas straight from the bag. Thats the only way I will eat peas. As for corn I will eat corn either cooked or frozen straight from the bag. It doesn't matter which. I also like seedless watermelon

As for cereal, I love most kinds of cereal. Too many to name

I also love most kinds of cookies which is why my middle name is Cookie Monster

I like only certain kinds of crackers. I also love popsicles

At Christmas I enjoy decorating the Christmas tree with decorations. I prefer a white tree over a green tree. I also love collecting Christmas ornaments from the Hallmark store. I have my own 7ft white tree and I have my own collection of Christmas ornaments from the Hallmark store. I plan to get a taller 9ft tree and I plan to continue collecting Christmas ornaments from the Hallmark store

I also love fireworks and bonfires and I love handing out candy to kids for Halloween. I enjoy demolition derbies too. I prefer the minivan round in demolition derbies

I sometimes watch women's beach volleyball. I watch women's curling too

I wouldn't mind binge watching shows and or movies. I don't have Netflix though or even Disney Plus for that matter so Blu-Rays or DVDs will have to do

Other things about me: I love my candy, cookies, chocolate and bags of chips. I'm a PC gamer and a kid at heart. I have my licence and my own car. If you want to be with me then you are going to have to accept me for who i am because i won't change for anyone or anything. This is who i am. If you don't like it too damn bad. Deal with it. Either accept me for who i am or just don't message me if you can't accept me for who i am. Take it or leave it. I'm not into hook-ups or any of that bullshit so if thats what you want don't bother messaging me. If you want to get to know me just leave a message. Thanks

Other ways of contacting me

Text, Kik, Skype, Voxer, Steam, Discord, WhatsApp and Facebook Messenger