Man in
Ennis,
Clare,
Ireland
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 weeks ago
Looking For
Couples (MF)
Couples (FF)
Women
aged 18 to 99.
Will meet smokers.
Meeting
Can
accommodate.
Can
travel.
paul
36 years old
Straight
5'11"
180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker No tattoos No piercings
Interests
I am a known as Paul the chopper In my local and I am here to find someone who doesnt know me. Every woman that knows me follows me after a night out follows me for my sausage and it's having a big effect on local chip shops with some even having closed down in recent months.it is so big that I have to hold it with 2 hands to make a pee or else it lands into the toilet water and it's like pulling the roots out of a tree. That has happened many times and I am so built like a tank from it cos I don't use any gym. When I went to the the a&e they told me the only thing I could do to was take white powder ?? to shrink it a bit before goin to sleep. That is a true story AKA "Paul the Chopper"
"I need about 5 women to volunteer to jerk it off at the same time as the bag is full and it needs to be emptied"