FabSwingers.com: him (41) & her (42) , Couple in New Forest, South West, UK

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Ok now for everyone else, please read on...

We very much take a ‘quality over quantity’ approach to this side of life and look for a connection deeper than just initial physical attraction for optimal playtime - mental stimulation is very much an integral part of stimulating the more juicy bits of our anatomies!

Mr has been on here before and has made some really close friends thanks to fab. Ms has taken to it all like a duck to water and we are now both very comfortable with where we’re at as a couple and what our interests are. As such (boys) if we’re not interested then please take that at face value and don’t ask for a breakdown of why we deem you unsuitable, it’s simply serves to reinforce our original assessment and makes us resort to the block function.

We’re relatively new to the New Forest and are staying for the foreseeable, so meeting relatively local, like minded friends who we also happen to fancy AND can play with is really where we’re aiming. If you’re thinking excellent company, great conversation and delicious food, all punctuated with faaaaaaabulous fucking then we’re on the same page.

As far as actual play time, our interests are pretty diverse so let’s talk about specifics later, nothing better to whet the appetite after all. We’re both hetero-biased (just made it up, but you get the drift) but are bi-friendly and perfectly comfortable with wherever others lie on that spectrum of play, from totally straight to far from it - being honest with yourself and with us is all we ask there. With that said, safety is paramount to us both - be that sexually, mentally or physically. If you’ve shagged half of the UK, come across concerningly promiscuous, play bareback outside of your immediate relationship or are overly pushy, aggressive or needy, you’re not for us, and we’re not for you. Single blokes who are ‘straight’ but fuck anything with a pulse, even if there’s a pair of balls dangling between the legs, aren’t being honest with themselves or us and so we won’t entertain the thought of you. Playing away as part of a couple without partners knowing or approving, again, isn’t being honest and we absolutely won’t be a part of it.

On a similar ‘don’t bullshit us’ note, not limited to the poor single guys, if you can’t be bothered to string a proper message together with actual coherent sentences to a prospective sexual partner, we assume that sentiment continues on to your commitment to your actual performance, and will pass you by. For the less 'wordy' out there - one liners/generic messages/txt spk/unsolicited friend invites all get deleted/blocked. While spelling isn’t in itself sexy, reading the spelling of a five year old in a message is very unsexy to us. At least be bothered to use spell check before hitting send! We’re well aware that great sex with great connections is effortless when it happens, but finding that connection via a free to use swingers site does actually take a bit of effort from all parties involved, so please don’t scrimp; we promise we’ll be worth it!

We’re both local professionals and so recognisable photos will not be made public or sent (though fabbing our public photos is a pretty reliable way to get us to check you out) but rest assured we’ve nothing to hide and hope you’ll very much like what you eventually see of us! If there’s an evident connection through the first messages on here then we’ll obviously ‘show our face’ so to speak, it’s not blind date after all. Some sort of video call is also fine by us if preferred prior to considering an in person meet of any kind. We also both need to confer prior to communications and are rarely on at the same time, so if your message gets read and doesn’t immediately get replied to, please be patient with us, we’ll get there.

Trust and honesty are essential for both of us, so let’s maintain them from the outset and have a whole lot of fun - we’re looking forward to what’s to come...

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