FabSwingers.com: Chaffinch (36) , Woman in Baildon, North West, UK

You'll likely get a reply if:

A** Full head of hair (not long)

B** Confident, well-groomed, clean, and smells good

C** 5'9"+ & at most 10-15 miles away

D** Men who can type in full English, not chavvy text speak

E** You must send a face pic in message one, that is recent.

All five, not "meets most", and not "visiting the area".

No reply, and your message deleted, is a reply in itself. I'm not here to do admin or get into the "why nots" with people.

A recent, clear face pic is required in your first message. If you ask me if I want pics, you'll be ignored. ** Attraction is subjective, but it *does* matter — and very well-endowed men move to the front of the queue.

Also:

. Asking for socials or WhatsApp? No.

. Being pushy or arrogant? No.

. Coming here just for a weekend? No.

. Doing drugs or smoking? No.

. Expecting a meetup just because we chat? No.

I'm married. He doesn't know I'm on here. He won't know I'm on here.

Obviously this means I'm not going to go for a coffee or do socials with you.

The word "lol" said by grown adults genuinely makes me cringe so hard and is an instant turn off.

Also, if I don't reply immediately don't send little insecure chasers. It's an instant turn off.

**Not my thing:**

- Bald, long hair, or beards

- Cocky, arrogant, or submissive types

- Smokers or drug users

- Living over 10 miles away or just visiting

- I don't go on cam, I don't get anything from it. I'm here for my pleasure.

- I have absolutely no interest in getting a massage.

I chat on other sites, and chatrooms under a different username.

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