FabSwingers.com: Catch a Catfish (37) , Man in manchester, North West, UK

Sick and tired of guys just playing you? Sick of getting catfished all the time? Here’s how to spot a catfish or even a cheater

***UPDATE***

List of guys you may wish to avoid:

Oliboom. Arranged a meet with a good friend of mine. Asked her if he could borrow £40 for fuel and said he would pay her back. He hasn’t done and has since ghosted her since the meet.

Ricki456 called a friend of mine a slag just because she didn’t want to meet him. Then gave her two different ages. Then told her she would have to pay if she wanted to meet him

TieTeaseToys: kicks off and names women in his update and insults them for not replying to his messages (class act)

1) never sends a face pic. Sure, some people don’t want to send one in the first few messages. That’s fine. But after you’ve chatted a while don’t you think he should show you what he looks like? It’s not Blind Date girls, Cilla has left the building.

2) Only wants to chat on kik. It’s 2022. Nokia have been giving us useful devices for donkeys to talk on.

3) Never seems to be able to meet. Sure he can message on here all the time but really? Does his Aunty have to die EVERY time you want to meet up? Does he REALLY have to work all 8 days of the week?

4) If you do start chatting on kik and he’s only replying sporadically (during the day only at prime working hours eg never after 5:30 or at weekends) and your kik messages are left on ‘s’. Yep, that little app has been deleted on purpose.

5) Ghosts. Come on girls, be a ghost buster. Don’t go chasing those guys and if they do turn up airy of the blue be verrrryyyy wary.

6) Crap pics. Doesn’t always mean he’s a catfish but come on….cock/tv remote pics? You deserve a little photography talent lol.

7) Poor message content. Again, he may not be Catfishing you but he could and should put a bit more in to a message other than ‘will you nosh me off now?’

8) make sure you put in the middle of a long paragraph or something on your profile a key word. Enter ‘quack’ in the subject to show you have actually read my profile.

9) A lot of the guys on here are completely genuine, respect them and make sure they respect you. Sadly a lot are here just to spaff all over their lonely body’s cos their missus hasn’t, ahem, ‘noshed them off’ for a few months now.

Really hope this profile doesn’t cause offence but at the end of the day it’s about you, your dignity and your safety.

And when you do get a genuine guy….girl….you ride that cock till sun down.

Thank you for listening to my Public Special Announcement

Stay safe x

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