Yes, Married.
I know that makes me a scumbag to some/most people but I promise you I have a convoluted rationale to convince myself this isn't really cheating and some days I (almost) believe it.
My name says it all, but I have been known to chat to people who don't even own boots, I'm sort of a Christ-like martyr in that way. But more humble.
If you fancy a bit of flirting or just a laugh, I'm your (married) man.