FabSwingers.com: Steve (43) , Man in Anywhere in south/mid Wales, Wales, UK

Welcome to my corner of fab, where there are no photos of genitalia to be found, you’ll be pleased to hear.

I’m at a point in life where I’m far too busy for relationships, but an open mind needs an outlet.

I’m fairly intelligent and don’t need Chat GPT to write my profile for me. I’m not going to waste my time on people aren’t on a similar wavelength.

Unlike many guys, I’m not here to hit on anything that breathes and I’m not here rack up my body count for fun.

I’m fairly ‘to-the-point’ and I’d much rather a polite ‘no thank you’ than being ignored (not much hope of that on here). I don’t often message if you didn’t read the first and I’m really not one of these man babies who has a go if you don’t reply. But a reply is appreciated even if it’s a no.

What I like:

• Down to earth, normal people who haven’t developed a fab chip on their shoulder. I get it, but not every guy sends genital photos and ‘fancy a fuc’ messages. You don’t need to take it out on me.

• Women who aren’t completely wired to the dopamine rush of receiving 400 messages every time they log in. These can usually be identified by their status updates: “deleted my inbox” and “I’m going to delete my profile” as big a red flag as they come.

• Laid back and genuinely nice people. Usually the ones with blank profiles who are dipping their toe in, but usually get scared off by the purple flood that lands in their inbox.

• People who understand the difference between knowing you’re shit and knowing your shit.

Age doesn’t matter as long as you have a mature nature. Looks are subjective, but I have my types… and I’m sorry to say most on here aren’t it (sorry).

Me, I like pleasing; oral, massage, fulfilling fantasies. I’m not the selfish type. I go to the gym, will usually send face photos with a message but never of my junk. You can meet me if you want to see that.

I’m fully straight. To the guys who occasionally message, it’s a strong no and you aren’t going to convert me. Sorry. But if you’re a couple and he wants to watch then I’m OK with that.

Not sure what else people want to know on here? Let me know and I’ll happily add the info you require.

Major turn offs:

• The aforementioned thirst trap status’. Or photos getting people to ‘fab’ them.

• Photos of your bits. Men and women. We don’t need to see that. Save something for the imagination!?

• People who demand stunners when they are barely a mid on a good day.

• Rude people

• People who need to tell the world how good last night was. Why!?

• People who post the date of their last STI test.

By the way, to everyone who thinks a disclaimer in their profile is going to override the websites terms of service is a bit delulu. You agree to the ToS when you sign up, so wiring something about Sidney university isn’t going to change the ownership of photos uploaded to this site.

And that concludes the public service announcement. If you think I’m just a grumpy old man by this point, you clearly don’t share my dry sense of humour. But that’s OK. I wish you the best and a great time fabbing.

Stay classy, fabswingers.

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