FabSwingers.com: Bingo (60) & Lingo (55) , Couple in Littlehampton, South East, UK

NB:

We both have access to this couples account and although we've written our profile together it's nearly always Lingo (fem) that'll be logged in and looking after our inbox. We're fully aware that the "long and slow" part of our profile makes this one of the longest profiles on the site but the "short and sweet" part should help you decide whether to carry on reading to the end! We've done this because we want to avoid endless messaging and wasting your time or ours answering questions so we've tried to cover some of the things we get asked the most in our profile instead! All couples on Fabs get a lot of messages and we don't want this to become a full time admin job when it's supposed to be all about having fun. xx

SHORT & SWEET:

We're a beyond curious bi couple hoping to connect with other like-minded couples especially those who also enjoy the social aspect of this lifestyle. Interesting conversations, lots of laughter and a meeting of the minds are just as important to us as physical attraction so please get in touch if you feel the same way. We're also up for meeting local bi guys and bi women either as a couple or individually on a one to one basis with a view to having some bi-fun if the chemistry's right when we meet. However, if you're a single guy hoping to spend a few hours in our bedroom please be respectful enough to spend a few minutes reading the rest of our profile before getting in touch. Being well mannered is much more of a turn on for us than being well hung.

LONG & SLOW:

We're an extremely chilled, young-at-heart and fun-loving couple in sunny Sussex-bi-the-sea!

We're hoping to connect with interesting and open-minded men, women and couples who have the same laid-back and non-pushy attitude as us.

We can sometimes travel for meets or parties but at the moment we're mainly looking to meet new Fab friends who can join us at our place near Littlehampton. We'll always guarantee a warm welcome and a cold drink and if the chemistry's right on the night we'll hopefully have some hot fun together too! We both lead busy lives and this means we don't get as many opportunities to meet as we'd like but we are totally genuine and 100% reliable so please don't message us unless you're the same!

We're very much in love and we're lucky to have a strong, trusting relationship and an amazing sex life. We're on Fabswingers because we want to be and not because we need to be. We love new experiences and we both enjoy exploring sensual scenarios that one or both of us haven't tried before. We don't take ourselves or anything related to Fabswingers too seriously, it's just something that we occasionally enjoy when the mood's right and when the stars are aligned.

We're a 420 (etc!) friendly, open-minded and totally non-judgemental couple and we'd prefer to meet with people that have the same outlook and attitude to life as we do. Of course, there has to be some physical attraction for sparks to fly but feeling fully relaxed and enjoying each other's company is much more likely to float our boat than anyone's size, shape, stamina or physique. We both enjoy bi fun so we'd love to hear from other local bi males, females or couples that feel the same way as we do. We're really on here to meet as a couple but we're both happy for each other to meet one-to-one with single bi guys and gals too!

She's a fun-filled pocket rocket who enjoys long relaxing bubble baths, long walks and even longer talks. He likes long lie ins, long holidays and sitting at the tap end of the bath listening to Lingo while longing to swap places. He wears the trousers in this house but she tells him which pair to put on. He's slim, she's curvy and our average height is 5'6".

We both have a real love of music that spans many genres. We go to as many gigs as we can and at least one festival a year. We'd be interested in meeting up with other music loving Fabbers at local gigs. We're both huge fans of eating out. Bingo is lucky and can do this whenever he wants but Lingo would love the opportunity to eat out more often so she's hoping to hear from other bi fems with similar tastes!

Late nights usually suit us better than early mornings. Slow and sensual beats cum and go and there's never a bad time for a cuddle!

We've got a big collection of all kinds of fun accessories and toys so if they're your thing we'll make sure they're all fully charged just in case! He doesn't come out often and he's not everyone's cup of tea but we do have a multi-speed, high energy, 240 volt friend called Metal Mickey living under our bed. He can be a real lady pleaser for those that like to be fully in control. He's very easy to turn on but unlike most men he can go all night at the perfect speed without needing a break or a drink and as a real bonus he doesn't cum in your hair or argue when you tell him you've had enough and just want to cuddle up and go to sleep! Google "Hismith Premium" to find out more about him.

If you're reading this you've made it further than most guys that message us so thanks for making the effort. Hopefully you'll have a pretty good idea about who we are and why we're on Fabs. If we aren't who you're looking for we hope you find them very soon and have a ton of fun together!

But, if you're local and like-minded and genuinely interested in meeting a couple like us please feel free to get in touch as we'd love to hear from you. We always try to reply to as many messages as we can, but please don't be offended if we don't reply to yours because we aren't on Fabs every day and we may not have even got round to reading it yet! One line messages definitely won't get our attention but one word messages might get a two word reply from Lingo. One word might be "fuck" but the other word definitely won't be "me"!

We're on Fabs to find genuine people that we'd like to meet up with, usually spontaneously, so if you live 250 miles away there's no point in messaging unless you have a helicopter or a tardis. We'd like to know a bit more about yourself and why you're on here. Let us know what it is that appeals about our profile and what scenarios you might enjoy with us if we meet and there's the chemistry between us that we're all looking for.

Please DON'T send us cock pics as they're a real turn off and those messages just get ignored. Attaching a cock pic shows that the sender either didn't bother reading our profile or got bored and lost the will to live before getting to this bit.

The best messages are those that grab our attention but we don't meet guys who try getting our attention by offering to smash either of our back doors in. We've got each other (and Metal Mickey) for that.

In the unlikely event that you're still reading this and want to get in touch please put "Shenanigans" at the start of your message so we'll know you had enough stamina to make it all the way to the end!

Thanks for reading and happy Fabbing!

Mwah!

Lingo (54f), Bingo (59m) & Mickey (240v)

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