FabSwingers.com: Dave (51) , Man in St Helens area , North West, UK

Hello

After a while on here for the third time in quite a few years I’ve learnt plenty about people that at my age I didn’t really think there was to learn.

1. There is some nice people still in the world and even on here.

2. There is also far more wierd strange people than normal ones.

3. Finding the nice ones is very difficult.

4. Trying to convince the nice ones that your infact real and nice is the hardest thing of all.

5. Even the nice ones more often than not think it’s below them to right a verification so that other nice ones know your nice.

So this site has Definately been an education.

I’ve realised that meeting random people on the off chance they might be who they say they are and the gender they claim to be is very hap hazard to say the least, can work out well and a good time had by all, but can end up in a strange place were the walls seem to have eyes in them, and you get a message from who you thought was a 6ft blonde bombshell saying “you don’t mind if I’m a man do you” yes that has happened as I was walking up the street towards an address, needless to say I turned in my heels and headed back to the car with out trying to appear to shocked or nervous about the situation.

I much prefer to have a chat over a period of time. If you can’t talk to someone on here what chance have you of enjoying their company if you meet.

Anyone that complains about dick picks but has tit picks on their profile is nothing but a hypocrite

I am the most genuine person you will ever find, call a spade a shovel as they say and have a habit of making a joke of most situations.

So if your one of the real genuine ones feel free to message me, if your one of the fake wierdos do me a favour and f**k off I’m seriously bored of you.

If you’ve read this far and think we are along the same lines feel free to message me, if by any chance I’ve messaged you but you’ve looked at my profile and I’m not for you then fine just say, I can take it I’m a big boy now.

Anyway less of my rambling thanks for reading and you never know we might chat soon .

MORE RAMBLINGS

Since when did you need drugs to enjoy sex, The oh yeah come round and fuck my brains out as long as you bring me and my fella some party goods. What’s all the stupid terms about 420 partying HnH ? What’s wrong with plain English Pothead, Crack head Druggy.

Another thing what on earth are these people doing trying to find a relationship on a site full of cheats, sex addicts and wierdos. Hardly likely to be a success is it, and as for the people who set up a couples profile when they aren’t one you are just sad bastards

Rant over for now

Another observation

99% of men will shag 99% of women.

So as a woman getting 100’s of messages a day is not a reflection of you it’s a reflection on the desperation of the 99% of the male population,

PS anyone that thinks they are doing me a favour by talking to me Fuck Off

A bit about me as so far I’ve been a bit quiet on that front, I’m 6ft tall medium to well built, not thin but not fat, cock is a genuine 6.5 inch’s and thick, hard as iron if you turn me on lol, no need for any pills or potions. I have short hair bit thin on top and don’t always have a shave every day so usually a certain degree of stubble, can easily have a shave if it’s a real deal breaker. I’ve done plenty sex wise but not everything, not into the P’s or anything illegal. I’m a gentleman so expect manners in return. I know on here that’s rare but we can hope. If there is some key piece of information you need to know on a life and death basis just ask and I’ll do my level best to tell you.

By this stage if you’ve got this far I guess I should congratulate you, I am not a cynical as I sound, like a laugh and joke and can drink coffee like a good un, so please feel free to message and let’s see if we click

Remember sexy is far more about attitude that age size or looks.

Cheers Dave

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