FabSwingers.com: Geoff (33) , Man in muirhead, Scotland, UK

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“Listen, I’m here for lifelong pals, not just ticking off tally marks on the headboard like I’m trying to win some kind of weird bedroom bingo. I’m more about collecting stories, laughs, and passport stamps than I am about collecting notches on the bedpost. If you’re looking for a soul who’s down for some real chat, a good laugh, and maybe a bit of banter over a pint, we’ll probably get on well.

I’m a sucker for late-night drives where the roads are empty, and the conversation is the only thing flowing. I do a lot of traveling, so I’m always on the lookout for someone who’s up for spontaneous adventures—whether that’s hiking to the middle of nowhere or just getting lost in a city I can barely pronounce. Honestly, it’s not about the destination; it’s about how many times I can get you to laugh along the way. Let’s turn that ‘long walk on the beach’ cliché into something worth remembering, like finding the best chippy on the coast.

Now, to the lads out there: Let’s keep things classy, aye? I’m not about sending unsolicited pics of my twig and berries or showing off my chocolate starfish like it’s some kind of art exhibit. In return, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t flood my inbox with your own anatomy—let’s save the surprises for birthdays, yeah?

And look, if you’re feeling a bit down, the world’s been kicking you in the shins, or you just need someone to vent to, I’ve got time. I’m here for chats, laughs, or a shoulder to cry on—just don’t ruin my jacket with your tears. Unless you’re buying the next round, in which case, I’ll bring the tissues.”

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