FabSwingers.com: Parker (55) & Lady Penelope (53) , Couple in Taplow , South East, UK

Thanks to everyone we met in Cap, made for a wonderful holiday.

Recently became members of Kestrels/Abfabs

If you want to say hello.

Lady Penelope is looking for:

Someone with rugby legs. Loves a strong build

Might find a few tatoos interesting but nothing too scary

Tall, preferably 6'O"

A sliver fox, though would happily mix an exception for Jason Statham.

More interesting in a dad body rather than Charles Atlas. If you don't get the joke you're too young.

Hence looking for friends our age, 50+

To save you time, if you're single, local'ish and can accommodate send us a pic or two, imagine Naked Attraction bottom, middle and top.

If you send a pic we will at least reply.

We describe ourselves as Mr & Mrs average from down the street. Looking to find the same for some extra fun and pleasure when our busy calendar finally collide together.

We can’t accommodate as our kids find it much more convenient to life at home. Hence we’d like to meet with someone who can accommodate.

If you would like to drop us a message, a face pic is much more preferable to a cock pic.

More than a one liner would also be nice, helps Jane to see if there is a little chemistry between everyone. Currently into Role-playing so let's see if you have a good imagination and a sense of humour.

If you are planning visited Cap D'agde in 2023 or have done drop us a quick message to say hello.

Note: Jane does not meet with married men as she has the T-Shirt and it doesn’t fit anymore. We don't judge others so please respect this is Jane's red line.

We no longer arrange hotel meets as too many no showers so you need to be able to accommodate.

Please have a recent face pic, one from 2010 doesn't count.

Jane likes to chat to see if there is chemistry.

If you're under 40 and don't tick these we don't want you to waste you time reading further.

Hi All, new to this site but not new to the adventures of swinging. We have been on a splendid adventure for 15yrs but still don't consider ourselves as hardened swingers.

We try to reply to everyone, particularly those who make an effort and try to stand out from the other one line emails which are deleted. Ps we are not interested in cock pics, as know what they look like...

The social side of swinging is so erotic, finding people who are on the same journey as ourselves. We have an amazing love life so we're not looking for a quickly in the back of a car or "van with carpet". If you can't appreciate this point we're unlikely click.

We enjoy soft swing, watching being watched with gentle caressing from another couple. We have meet with a few newbie couple's who were looking to dip their toes in for the first time. It's very erotic sexy fun.

Single men:

If you want to cross swords with Lady Penelope, you need to be on your top game. She will only meet men who intrigue her, someone who has something intelligent and interesting to say.

Although we are Mr and Mrs average, the normal couple from next door, We have shared some amazing experience with some exciting friend's, can you step up to the plate. We've just returned from Cap D'agde which was amazing to say the least. Hoping to explore the party scene on the back of this

Please don't send cock pics as it's what's upstairs that Jane's interested in, not down stairs.

We are not interested in one offs, Jane wants to find someone she can explore her boundaries with, open a new chapter in our adventure.

Jane won't meet married men, sorry but it's too stressful and complicated.

This profile is supposed to be Light hearted fun. Please take it in the same way and say hello, even if it's only to ask for some advice.

Jane & Ian

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