FabSwingers.com: Sam (36) , Man in Birmingham , West Midlands, UK

Are you a straight guy with an unsatisified cock that craves 100x more hot blowjobs then it it's getting?! Tired of the obese, rough, chavvy and slack-minge Fabs females on here who have more bad attitude than a supermodel, string you along then ignore you and certainly never meet. Maybe you have tried going down the trashie trannie route but the mincing, servile, pantie-wearing oddballs do little for you and even if a TV does give you a hard on you have a sneaking suspicion he has already had ten different dicks inside his bum this week and we are only on Tuesday.... I recently spied a TV on here and his gaping manhole had clocked up 337 separate verifications, his arse must be gonorrhea central, if your dick touches the sides. The solution?!

Just consider meeting a decent, genuine, and discreet guy like me!

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Is your profile set to "No Single Guys"???????

Ha! I don't blame you, keeps the mincing manslags at bay, but means you must message me first! Just say hi and we can commence discussing how your naughty fantasies can be turned into reality.

I'm chilled, I don't have heavy expectations and I'm used to meeting first timers. Even if you decide you don't want to meet me after all, no hard feelings, at least you have given it consideration and got half way to becoming enlightened.

It is so frustrating seeing so many super schlongs displayed on profiles with no verifications at all, even after being on Fabs for months and months, but I can't message you until you message me. So get with it str8 lads, treat your cock to its best ever sucking experience as you aren't going to be young, hung and free to roam forever!!

TO THE BLOCKERS : If you are a guy that instantly blocks someone as they have sent you a polite and well-intentioned message, just go ahead and hit block as it just tells me all I need to know about you: timewasting twat, insecure in your sexualty and with a nasty attitude to boot. A simple "Thanks, but no thanks" will suffice". (Unless you have a really HOT cock in which case I may chance another stab at getting you to unleash your filthy side!)

Unlike over 90% of Fabsters I am on here for real horny adventures, not Snapchat, not webcam wanks or pic collecting.

I am non pushy, patient and always respectful. Even the most nervous of dicks responds well to me. Even if it just a mutual wank on a first meet to dip your toes, that can be good fun. I won't be angling to have you bending your ass over your bonnet for a good fuck from my thick cock until... errrm probably the 3rd meet.

I get on with all sorts so it doesn't matter if you're poor or posh, as long as you know how to enjoy yourself and like lobbing your dick out for a hot blowie or sucking a hot knob. My cock isn't so small that I need to shave all my pubes off, I prefer manly males who have hairy ass cracks and a nice bush of pubes - but nothing is set in stone and I shan't be one of those irritating geezers who sets out a whole load of exacting criteria - try me, maybe we will get on, and hopefully get it on...!

I can seldom accom, can travel - happy to meet guys further afield halfway as find in-car and outdoor meets incredibly horny - discreet locations of course - it's surprising how many guys could meet if both were able to travel half an hour or so...

An erudite, 29 year old straight guy on Fabd stated in October 2022 :

"Fabs is a bunch of very average or under average, mostly obese women making very high market demands for the top quality men. Sad state of affairs..."

Never a truer word spoken, so guys why spend months trawling Fabs for a fat, tramp stamped, slack old slapper, when you can potentially enjoy your best thrills with me?

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