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Short sexy podcasting nerds seek hot friends with benefits

& Mrs H (51)
MF Cpl in Southampton, South East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 11 hours ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 25 to 55. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Mr H

46 years old
Straight

5'8"  173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Mrs H

51 years old
Bisexual

5'5"  165cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Group Sex, Adult Parties
Hello and thanks for reading our profile. We are Mr and Mrs H, the bed hoppers and also known as Simon and Carolyn.

We’re a mid 40s and very early 50s couple looking for single ladies and other couples. For what it’s worth, Mr H is straight and Mrs H is bi. We’re looking to build great connections, get to know folks better and hopefully share some fun sexy times.

We prefer to have a non playing social to meet people first, as we rarely play on the first date. The rock up and crack on approach is not our style. We play together and we also prefer to be in a chat group together. We’re not looking for single guys.

We do visit clubs but mostly stick to the Southern side of the country, as driving always seems to lead to huge traffic jams for us (which we haven’t caused, honest).

So, what are we like?

We love nerdy things - from Pokemon to Transformers and every Marvel movie in-between. We enjoy video games, graphic novels, great TV and movies and many things retro. Disney, Pixar, Studio Ghibli - all great things. We love pets and have a dog called Yoko and a cat called Noodles. We do enjoy some travel and heading out on adventures (just as long as there’s wifi and nice cocktails nearby).

Speaking of drinks, we do enjoy a drink or two (and making them), great food (eating and cooking) and visiting awesome bars and restaurants.

In terms of naughty things, we’re not hugely into BDSM (and please note, Mrs H will punch out anyone who puts a hand on her throat), don’t enjoy the pain aspects, we don’t need a bull and don’t like to take the naughty stuff too seriously (honestly, standing on a pile of bodies and yelling I am lord of fuck-town is not cool).

We love having fun, everyone being in it together and sharing a laugh. If we’re all in close quarters, all the better. Toys can be part of the play too. Importantly, we expect everyone to play safely and be regularly tested (for STIs, not on their Disney knowledge).

Find out more

Lastly, you might like to know that we run a podcast - which you can find by heading to Spotify, Alexa, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and more. Just search bed hoppers.

We’ve been on TV a couple of times - attempting to normalise the swinging lifestyle. It’s not always successful but you’ve got to try, right?

We also run events and club takeovers. Head to our website to find out about those. Sadly we can’t put a link here - but if you google bed hoppers you’ll probably find us.

If you do have any questions - please don’t be shy!