FabSwingers.com: big col (49) , Man in alresford, South East, UK

I have decided to write a profile that more properly reflects the actual experience of this site. First of all I would particularly like to be contacted by escorts, cam girls and oily suns content creators looking to boost their site subscriptions. Those that are not blatant sex workers could you camouflage it by saying how you expect to be spoiled and put up in fine hotels and get treated with expensive gifts. Because obviously that’s totally different than selling yourselves for profit. I would like at least 25% of the women on here to only want BBC (regardless of how insulting this is to a lot of black people).but by the same token if I happen to express that I am attracted to black women could you please accuse me of having a race kink. If the women who are size 20 and have never set foot in a gym could only request the company of ‘gym fit’ guys with six packs. Especially if your idea of weekly meal prep is buying 28 Victoria sponges and 14 litres of full fat soda. Could a lot of the ladies complain about how men don’t put in any effort into their messages but then not bother to read the ones you spend ages on writing (and yes, I know you girls get a lot!) but it is quite disparaging to write an individual modern day sonnet to each and every one of you only for it to never be seen, especially as apparently cut and paste is also off the menu. Please complain about men with dick pics in their profile pics while posting pictures of your leaking vaginas looking like a road kill hedgehog. Oh and between the maybe 2% of women that don’t fit into the above categories, could at least 50% of you be scammers of one kind or another. Finally of the now 1% left that bother to reply, could we have a really good chat, get on well and then totally ghost me for no reason. Or even better!!! Let’s arrange a meet that you don’t turn up to, don’t return calls and then block my profile. Oh finally, if I happen to message you and have some how misinterpreted something in your profile could you please vociferously attack me; send me repeated messages after everyone I send apologising for my mistake, and then accuse me of being passive aggressive.

If I message you because I am in your age range, please do not hesitate to reply back something like ‘you look like an old man’ if I am not to your liking. There is nothing so life reinforcing as being righteously reminded of your age. Oh and I almost forgot, could you write almost nothing in your profiles except ‘will fill in later (written 5 months previously)’ and then reply to all

Messages in one word answers until it becomes the communication equivalent of pulling teeth.

So, if I haven’t included you in the above, please do feel free to message me

If you ladies think you have it bad on here? Trust me you don’t. I am really at at stage now where I am thinking what is the point!!??

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