FabSwingers.com: JJ (39) , Woman in Grimsby , East Midlands, UK

I’m going to make this as easy as possible for you cunts to understand..

My old BIO was deleted for some reason.. So here goes a new one for you’s. Buckle up suga tits, it’s gonna be a bUMmpY ride, and thats just my body.. haha

I do whatever the fuck I want.. I’m not arsed on looks or body shape/size. I prefer NO BEARD, short nails and a thick dick.

I’m 1000000% bi, but I’m slowly dipping my toes into that pool atm.

I LOVE filming content, if you agree to meet with me, you’re also agreeing to be my co-star, in my low budget pornos. Obviously I’m not going to put your face etc in it.

My name is JJ or babs! Not darl or hun!!

Just because I’m online, doesn’t mean I’m looking. When I want something, I’ll put a status on..

My iPad is always left on and open..

If you live 40+ miles away and have no intentions of wanting to share the travel to meet, then there’s no point messaging. If I am interested in you, I’d be willing to share the travel part of it all. I drive & have a car.

If you’ve no pictures on your profile and in your message, I’m less likely to even open your message let alone reply.

I’m not interested in meeting smokers or men who have zero idea what a bathroom is! Unless I’ve asked you to come after work and it’s my idea etc.

*Clean short nails.

*Wash ya hands and brush ya teeth..

*Safe sex only. No exceptions!!

You telling me you’re clean, you get tested all the time, I’d be the only one you fuck bare, is a blatant lie. I hear the same spiel daily!

*I don’t want to send you my number so I can watch you wank, that doesn’t do a fucking thing for me.

*It’s not my problem if you haven’t got site supporter, I won’t send it elsewhere!

*I’m not interested in your games to help you cum, I don’t care for seeing you in ladies underwear.

*I’m not fussed if your neighbours dogs, previous owners uncle, had a mate who was a caught fingering their dad in Asda!

I love anal and to be ‘fingered’ (hate saying that) haha. But I ain’t into having either ‘hole’ . Fist ya own shit box haha

I’m here for ME. If I want anything, I’ll ask for it. Stop telling me what you want!!!

Not interested in men who plaster that they’re STRAIGHT all over their profiles and then EVERY SINGLE verification is from a TV/TS. You’re not straight, not in the slightest. That’s not to say I won’t meet bi men, I do and have done in the past.

That’s also not to say I myself wouldn’t meet a TV/TS, I just wouldn’t hide it..

If your message/s consist of any of the following I’ll just delete/block your message..

*I’d fuck you*. Saying it as if you’re taking one for the team!

*Fat slut*

*I’d own you*. Let’s be honest, no you won’t..

*I can make you cum hard*.. Again, no!

*I’ve never cum from a BJ, you think you could get me there?* Do you have any idea how many times a week I hear that?

I am a huge advocate for cock sucking, if it was a sport, I’d definitely cum last haha

That being said, sucking cock turns me the fuck on. I love spit, eye contact and trying to deep throat.. I do it how I want to do it and tbh with you, I don’t actually have a clue wtf I’m doing haha Winging it babs x

I am a BIG girl. Fat belly, arms, legs, head and neck. I’m lacking on a decent arse, although I do take good pictures of it, it’s just not wobbly enough for me. Smallest tits in the entire world, if they were batteries, they’d fit in a wrist watch haha

If you made it this far, you deserve to give yourself a pat on the back. Well done babs.xx

I’m fucking hilarious, as you can tell. Ya welcome ;-) x

Anyway, off I fuck. Love ya xxx

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