FabSwingers.com: N (36) , Man in york, North East, UK

Bonjour, I'm Nathan or Nate if you prefer. I'm a slightly used and damp 35-year-old looking for a good home. I'm a great climbing frame for kids, a scratching post for pets and a pillow for you. To describe myself in five words, I'd say I'm big, nice, clean, and good... oh, that's four words... innumerate.

I'm terrible at catching spiders, I don't drive, so I can't be your getaway driver, and Gordon Ramsey once called me "the worst cook since Mrs Lovett joined forces with Sweeney Todd to make pies". But I have a great sense of humour and I give amazing belly rubs (my dog will attest to that).

My hobbies include being outside, going on walks and wild swimming (I promise I have three legs, not four. SORRY, sorry, two legs, I've got two legs, not three, told you I was innumerate). I enjoy architecture, history, art and museums. I'd like to travel more, both here in the UK and abroad.

On rainy days, I like gaming, I play everything, I don't really have a favourite game. I love films too, my top five films are Terminator 2, The Great Dictator, The Mighty Ducks 2, Bloodsport and The Notebook (I'm not ashamed, it's a great film). I want to be a screenwriter, it's my main ambition in life. It's something I'm very passionate about.

I don't really take many photos, so I've only got a few on at the moment, but I can assure you that I am real... I think. I mean I've got ten fingers, ten toes and a heartbeat, just lacking a brain that's all.

As for all the fun stuff, I prefer to leave that to when we're actually talking, we all know what we're here for, no point giving the game away straight away.

Anyway if you wanna chat feel free to say hi. I'll respond as soon as I can. Hope to hear from you.

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