FabSwingers.com: T (54) , Woman in Kent , Greater London, UK

NOT MEETING

I had major surgery on 27th November and am now on the road to recovery so currently not looking for meets hopefully be back on my feet by January so until then I’m here to chat with friends and make new ones. Then out of action again in May for more surgery x

I’m not looking for one off’s or to work my way threw fab, I’m hunting for that elusive regular play mate for fun nights in as well as social nights out and naughty weekends away :-) not a boyfriend we’ll maybe part time one lol

I need to be clear I’m a curvy size 12/14 no twiggy so please don’t message if you like petite ladies because that’s not me. I have lost a lot of weight and currently going through stages of surgery to transform my body and remove excess skin so I may not be everyone’s cup of tea. Mutual attraction is very important so if there isn’t that as a starting point then it won’t work, that said attraction alone isn’t enough if you have the personality of a wet blanket because I do like a cheeky chap with banter but please don’t mistake this for being crude. I do not consider myself a swinger as I’m not into sharing or group play I’m no team player lol

If you have loads of action pictures with lots of different woman all bareback you ain’t for me so please don’t waste your time messaging.

Let’s be realistic about distance guys I’m only interested in single local regular reliable fwb and if too far away you can’t offer regular and no point talking as it’s leading no where.

Sorry but I don’t like big Viking beards just makes me think of Mr Twitt blame Roald Dahl lol but I don’t mind stubble or very short beards. I also don’t like guys with long hair sorry , I’m not attracted to black or Asian men again sorry no disrespect meant by it it’s just personal preference.

I don’t meet married or attached men under any circumstance even if you say it’s with permission you can’t give me what I’m looking for which is fwb for sleep overs, social nights out , weekends away etc

If your only in area for work/visiting family etc I’m also not interested as I’m only looking for regular.

I do not do day time meets under any circumstances I work full time.

I do not want to teach you the ropes put your big boy pants on out find out for yourself.

I can NOT hook you up with my friends or find you a lady do I look like Cilla Black.

No I can't arrange a FMF I DON’T share only interested in one on one.

Kissing is a big thing for me if you don’t like kissing we aren’t compatible.

I can only accommodate occasionally as I live with my children so hopefully you can or we can treat ourselves to a nice hotel or a club night.

I DON’T meet couples and I’m not bi tried it and does nothing for me.

I DO NOT want your cock pictures or action shots/vids

I WILL NOT do cam or phone sex

I DO NOT use any app’s other than what’s app ie not kik, telegram etc so if you can’t share your number before we meet because your married or attached or work or any other bullshit reason I won’t meet you

Thanks for taking the time to read my profile I know it’s a long arse one lol but unfortunately it’s necessary on here and I appreciate the rare few of you who will actually take the time to read to the end x

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