FabSwingers.com: T (54) , Woman in Kent , Greater London, UK

To start with I am a curvy size 12 no twiggy so please don’t message if you like petite ladies because that’s not me. I have lost a lot of weight (16st in total) and am currently going through stages of surgery to transform my body and remove excess skin. I have recently had tummy tuck (360FDL) and arm lift and I’ve still got thigh lift and breast lift with implants to be done in May savings permitting that is, so I have scars (visible in my pictures) I’m proud of my scars (they will fade as it’s still early days) they represent how hard I’ve worked but completely understand if I don’t tick your boxes.

Mutual attraction is very important so if there isn’t that as a starting point then it won’t work, that said attraction alone isn’t enough if you have the personality of a wet blanket because I do like a cheeky chap with banter but please don’t mistake this for being crude or crass as that will be an instant block. Do not tell me what you want to do to me and send me long arse cut and paste scenarios either.

I’m not looking to work my way through fab I’m only interested in quality time if you can’t provide that it’s a NO from me. I’m hoping to find a regular play mate for fun nights in as well as social nights out and naughty weekends away :-) not a boyfriend we’ll maybe part time one lol I work hard and free times limited so I don’t meet at the drop of a hat. I do not consider myself a swinger as I’m not into sharing my toys and I'm no team player so no group play.

If you have loads of action pictures with lots of different woman all bareback you ain’t for me so please don’t waste your time messaging.

Let’s be realistic about distance guys I’m only interested in single local reliable guys and if your too far away no point talking as it’s leading no where.

Sorry but I don’t like big Viking beards just makes me think of Mr Twitt blame Roald Dahl lol but I don’t mind stubble or very short beards. I also don’t like guys with long hair sorry , I’m not attracted to black or Asian men again sorry no disrespect meant by it it’s just personal preference. Tattoos a bonus especially a good neck tattoo :-)

I don’t meet married or attached men under any circumstance even if you say it’s with permission you can’t give me what I’m looking for which is which is quality time ie sleep overs, social nights out , weekends away etc

If your only in area for work/visiting family etc I’m also not interested as I’m not looking for lots of one offs

I do not do day time meets under any circumstances I work full time Monday to Friday.

I do not want to teach you the ropes put your big boy pants on out find out for yourself.

I can NOT hook you up with my friends or find you a lady do I look like Cilla Black.

No I can't arrange a FMF I DON’T share only interested in one on one.

Kissing is a big thing for me if you don’t like kissing we aren’t compatible.

I can only accommodate occasionally as I live with my children so hopefully you can or we can treat ourselves to a nice hotel or a club night.

I DON’T meet couples and I’m not bi tried it and does nothing for me.

I DO NOT want your cock pictures or action shots/vids

I WILL NOT do cam or phone sex

I DO NOT use any app’s other than what’s app ie not kik, telegram etc so if you can’t share your number before we meet because your married or attached or work or any other bullshit reason I won’t meet you

Thanks for taking the time to read my profile I know it’s a long arse one lol but unfortunately it’s necessary on here and I appreciate the rare few of you who will actually take the time to read to the end x

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