FabSwingers.com: araine (31) , TV/TS in london, Greater London, UK

Bonjour, salut a toi. Je suis Ariane - une petite fille coquette! Cool girl. I like to ride my skateboard and i'm a bit of a lezzie. i LOVE to party and make superhot trans gangbang orgies, threesomes and moresomes with other likeminded kinksters.

I almost exclusivley am into trans/tgirls but also very queer, enby/femboy types. Happy-go-lucky, very ditsy, playful and girly. Hormones making me emotional !

People ask often ask me why I prefer tgirls to guys?

Well? As I always say: With girls, you get all of the cock, without the fuckin' dick!

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I sometimes host hot orgy sessions and gangbang party nights in a dungeon-esque private flat in South London or in Kensington with my hot kinky and equally dirty Tgirl and female partners in crime, (those who've came will know ;). Also happy to travel and meet likeminded sexy people. Mostly into tgirls.

I'm finding myself MORE AND MORE meeting with great fun couples on here... and were always satisfied xxx More please!

COUPLES, MSG ME! I do fantasise about being with a couple while the lady has me lick her out whilst hubby fucks my holes.

Stay safe, clean and protected and have lots of fun xx

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STOP FUCKING ADDING ME AS YOUR "FRIEND". Especially if you:

- Are far away and have no intention of meeting.

- A 'couple' who the female other half is suddenly 'not available right now'.

- Looking to 'webcam'.

- Want a 'chat' or 'tete a tete'

- Have zero face pics and No veri's.

- A new profile started a week ago.

- If we have never met.

- Under 24, flaky/nervous/first time looking to be "feminized" (Fuck off!)

- Have 'Straight' on your profile (join Tindr, ffs).

NOTE: I abhor Cis blokes who use the term 'ladies' with a cheesy grin on their face - as in: 'Hello ladies'... casually leaning up against the bar as if you're Delboy Trotter. It is cheesy. Do not use that word, you are not in a 70s Northern working men's club.

Back to 'friend' adding? - Happy to talk to you but DO NOT add me unless we have met. This filters out those who I consider my serious REAL Fab friends, from the bullshitters who unfortunately tend to be 90% couples, and 97% of women. Basically - Just don't add me if not serious. Go away.

- and no, we're not going to "meet over a glass of wine at a bar to get to know each other". What the actual fuck ?!?!

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FACE PICS - PLEASE SHOW YOUR SEXY SELF:

I am ONLY attracted to pretty, beautiful face, eyes, smile. I could not give a shit what your many thousands of butt/ass/cock/elbow/knee/ankle/left fucking shoulder pics looks like. I don't care. I do not work in a medical forensic examiners's office, so stop sending hundreds of horrible pics of your body parts. One face pic says a thousand words. So stop hiding, and send it. Shouldn't need to jump through hurdles to see this - I'm not Femke Bol (Google it).

Don't have a face pic? Take One. Simple. Takes two minutes. Every phone has camera these days. No excuse.

Even WORSE (this is what REALLY pisses me off about guys on Fabs)- When they have 50,000 pictures of other people/tgirls/women being fucked, with their dick in the same pic? Wtf…? Please understand - I’d rather meet THEM in the pics, than YOU. It shows you are insecure, not confident, and you're just trying to make yourself look good/popular by posting many photos next to people who are more attractive than you.

Oh what, you're 'discreet' now? I hate that word 'discreet'. It is meaningless in a private chat.

You are not an Ex-KGB Officer in the U.S Witness Protection Program, nor are you Ed Fucking Snowden. Moreover, I am not Inspector Clouseau, and couldn't give a shit what you get up to in your private life.

Please grow some and send a CLEAR, unobstructed face picture. (No hiding your moustache, now!) If you do not and prefer to keep your "discretion", simply avoid ever conversing with myself again. You'll have all the discretion you need conversing with yourself. I find it really disrespectful when you have the freedom and clear privilege of seeing my face, yet not willing to reciprocate and show yours. Therefore I WILL (without fail) block you within two messages if you refuse to share a nice clear face pic.

And stop asking me for fifty thousand pics. I've enough here already! what do you want, The Louvre?

Someone once asked if I have any recent 'Picts'.

Told them unfortunately, they died out 1100 years ago along with the Jutes, but I might know some Scots or some Celts! (Yep, I get some puzzled replies from people over this one!).

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ARRANGING MEETS:

I do all the communication on here. I won’t be dragged into the rigmarole of signing up with yet another app just to receive your pics or to arrange a meet. i.e., - I'm not changing the fucking platform to understand how you look.

Whatsapp is cool to arrange hookups, but I'm not downloading bloody Kik or Snap or FacebookPinterest/fuckin...Myspace, Tumbler or Google/OneDrive just to see your pics.

If you are under 24 it's fairly safe to say you have all that above-mentioned app-shit and will attempt to waste hours of my time chatting bollocks pointlessly. You are probably a time waster, and I will probably block your silly 'you first' games. In fact, I'm more into older/mature girls these days - they are experienced, not in a rush, know what they want and get straight to the point.

What turns me on?

Eyes. Looking into someone's gorgeous eyes really turn me on. Not your COCK! (pftt!). So if you have nice eyes, I'm all yours. So It's simple - Let's share clear face pics, and if we like each other, we can chat and have LOTS of fun. Or carry on obscure yourself, keep your "discretion" and be ignored.

Your choice.

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So... Rant over.. (I'm not that mean, honest x)

Hello my name is Ariane (sounds better than Falcon 9, right?). I love rocketships, aeronautical engineering and anything to do with outer space. My name is deliberately spelt wrong on here which I unfortunately cannot change. I like to think I am genuinely really nice, kind loving and positive to people who are open to me. I am inquisitive, open, positive and optimistic and interested about people.

I like girly girls, especially with red or pink dyed hair, or cute little bob. I go absolutely crazy over pale white gothic trannies in shiny pvc/latex, ripped fishnets and chunk gothic biker boots. Smething about pale gothy girls against dark chocolate skin x

If you are a tgirl and ONLY into other (so-callled) 'straight' guys, please move along. Go message some dude - there's plenty out there for you.

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SEX PARTIES (ONLY LOOKING FOR VERSATILE GIRLS AND BOYS ALL WILLING TO PLAY).

I like to please all, I guess, so generally, at the parties I organise and go to, there is generally not really any top / bottom dynamic.

I don't like 100% selfishly bottoms automatically insisting i will top them. (boring!). And I don't like bottoms automatically grabbing and slobbering over my cock incessantly, and wrangling it like it's a fidget spinner or a 5-speed gearbox. You are not Jeremy Clarkson, and this is not Top Gear (...well having said that, you may well look like Jeremy bloody Clarkson !).

I'm much more likely to meet those who are VERSATILE, and love it both ways. I like those who MUTUALLY give and take and reciprocal pleasure for both parties, so we can brutally switch fuck each other over and over again all night in any position imaginable.

HEADS UP: Versatile doesn't necessarily mean you must get hard and fuck. It is the way one actively and mutually plays with another. The way you use dildos and vibrators on each other and and finger/fist another. It's passionate mind domme/sub play as well ... I get INCREDIBLY horny when I'm mentally teased, as well as when I'm or fucked deep and hard, and more likely to fuck you back just as hard in equal measure if iI'm aroused like this.

But if someone's just gonna lay there bent over like a starfish and expect me to fuck them, chances are I will refuse. If you want mechanical auto-sex so you can just lie there on your knees and take it - why not just get yourself a fucking machine?

And same, I love sucking juicy tranny cocks, especially in 69 position, so if you don't like your clit being played with, or you wear a cage, look elsewhere. What's the point of having a glorious animal of you're just gonna stuff the beast in a cage?

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I am neither sub nor domme (why are you all so rigidly binary with your sexuality?). Me, I class myself as a 'brat'. But increasingly the hormones making me more and more sub...

But i switch like the wind depending on my mood, but when Im being groped and fondled, and I go into 'Lollipop mode' I'm mostly sub. i have a fetish for latex/pvc fetish wear, sissy baby doll dresses, cosplay/anime costumes. Brunette , bobbed, or red/green/pink haired TGirls in really expensive tight corsets REALLY turn me on. Hot tattoos and piercings REALLY turn me on too x

As you guessed, I am very tactile, and LOVE getting touched, felt up and groped by other tgirls. I love smooth hairless skin. I love deeply looking into the eyes and deep snogging gorgeous feminine tgirls...it's so hot, I could cum easily x

Love being rimmed and milked (did somebody say Just Eat? :)

Love prancing around like a sissy or maid in a VERY short micro skirt and cute girly black shiny Mary Janes...

Also i can be an extremely dirrrty, dirrrrty gangbang slut with other girls too.

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COUPLES - Basic maths: 1 + 1 = 2:

I'm happily blocking so-called 'Couples' whereby (all of a sudden) the Misses is mysteriously not here right now. You're supposed to be a couple - that's two people, remember? This is the oldest trick in the book and I get hundreds of these messages from guys setting up profiles pretending to be couples. I will NEVER EVER, EVER meet without fully verifying, on the telephone (voice) with the female that you are a fully genuine couple.

So please do not waste your time. You WILL fail, trust me. Just be a genuine couple, and I will find you. I have been swinging for quite a while now, and don't really bother with veri's written on profile, but I have an immensely strong intuition of what is a timewaster and I will quickly block you within two messages. Just try me !

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NETIQUETTE:

I always verify those who verify me. (why not be genuine if you've had a lovely meet?). But if you decide not to verify me after meet, I'll probably ignore you and never meet you again.

Please speak normally to me. I will block people who resort to immature, annoying and 'gangsta culture' language that enforce a racial stereotype: 'ghetto booty'.

Same if you have 'BBC' in your name. It's called 'racial hypersexualisation' - look it up. You might as well be one-step removed from running through the jungle with a bone through your nose, wearing a grass skirt and spear, shouting: "oonga moonga!". If you want to perpetuate that stupid mandingo racist stereotype - fuckoff. This is 2024, not the 19th century Belgian Congo.

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NO-NOs:

The BIGGEST turn off EVER is blokes, asking me to "feminize them"

... urrrghh! Instant block.

Feminise your fucking self. Start with shaving off that beard ffs. Get a fuckin' razor, moisturise your skin, don't be pushy, don't be a dick, and try understanding things from a feminine perspective. If you do not naturally have this queer/alt or feminine-identifying mindset internally, we probably won't click.

** This doesn't come with putting on a £10 Dalston market synthetic wig, and shuffling gingerly on oversized size 11 court shoes, like you're an olympic skier.**

And it's an insult to us who have gender dysmprohia, when you stroll up to me with your entitled pushy grabby/feely cis-normative/blokey Sun newspaper-reading /Love-Island mentality. Kindly go back to watching Football Focus.

I don't identify with toxic masculinity at all and really don't find it attractive. That is why I'm attracted to Queer people. And that is why I've blocked Males from messaging me. There's only so many horrid dick pics a person can take.

I'm an androgynous tgirly having been so since 15 really. I'm pretty much like this most of the time, slender, short boyish cut hair, very androgynous. As such, i really always have end up with alt-gender/queer types. As a boi, i'm into metal/indie/alternative/skateboard scene and like make-up, eye-liner and cool stuff. I like intelligent, witty, sociable older people. Couples, single femmes (particularly BBW) and convincing TGs that make an effort.

Play dirty and filthy, but please be clean, smelling nice, wash, clean teeth, and look after your sexual health! KNOW your Sexual Health and STI status - Test, Test, Test as Tedros once said !

So yeah, if you wanna meet, have no inhibitions or hangups, and open minded to try any kind of kinky sex, holla at me x

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RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:

• I really, really love hugs :)

• I like proper Sushi ... and nyotaimori :)

• I like walks in the rain splashing BIG puddles like a child, like you just don't care.

• I like classic comedy and people who can make me laugh.

• One of my fave movies is Eternal Sunshine, or anything by Michel Gondry

• Love lazy Sundays watching cheesy 80's Canon/Golan Globus straight-2-video B-movies. Gotta Love those special fx :) (Alien From Mars, 'Day the Earth Stood Still' - hehee !)

• I feel kinetic energy whenever I'm near a Hare Krishnan

• Prefer KitKat Club to Berghain

• I like classical music, like epic heavy Wagner/Holst - heavy epic shit!

• I am a Liberal, but not a Lib Dem.

• Socially progressive, but Capitalistic

• I can be very Tomboy (and you won't be able to keep up with me as I randomly climb that tree!)

• Get really hot for booted shaven headed dykes

• I love messy type food fights and playing with mud in general

• I have an intense pee fetish - so pure and golden

• Shibari, Shibiri, Shibari - YESSSS everything to do with it

• I have a fetish for dressing as feral/wild animals (Where The Wild Things Are)

• Cant stand dark chocolate or grapefruit.

• I've taken naked photo model shots of Agyness Deyn

• I used to work for Simon Cowell

• I gaze up at the stars...and love moon-gazing.

• Big into landscape photography and astro-photography too!

• Still can't tell the difference between Ant and Dec

• Love naked mud-wrestling and tickling (non-sexual please)

• True Story: Once had sex with a trans who let slip they were a member of Prefab Sprout ... (There was no hot dog, no jumping frog, and certainly no Alberquerque).

• If this is TL;DR, I.D.G.A.S

• ChatGPT Rickrolled me !

• I'm a Capri-Quarius (born right on the cusp)

• My favourite extra terrestrial planet is Venus

• I'm a naturist and love the human form

• I like books but by really obscure authors

• I speak near fluent Russian and i love Dostoyevsky, Bulgakov and east European culture

• Roger Taylor dressed as a schoolgirl in the 'I Want To Break Free' video was strangely very HOT

• Brian May was just not!

• Kevin Bacon is just NOT the centre of the Universe

• Can someone translate to me lyrics of that Bomfunk MCs 'Freestyle' song? (what is 'Rokamakafon' ?)

• I love dancing round in circles bare foot

• Fantasize about being a Salisbury Druid and put to sexual ritual

• I love dancing around camp fires

• Fantasize about being a boy scout on a camping trip, and being touched up.

• Fascinated by sunflowers and love travel and geography.

• Prefer Moore to Connery.

• British 'The Office' to the American version

• Ditto 'Red Dwarf'

• Ditto 'Life On Mars'

• Better Call Saul to Breakin' Bad

• Fat Luther, over Thin Luther. (Vandross's later stuff was better).

• Thin Lizzy over Fat Lez (na na naaa!)

• Slim Shady over Fatboyslim

• Gym over SlimFast

• Mac OS over Windows

• iPhone over Galaxy

• Dairy Milk over Galaxy

• I like old horror films on dark windy nights or in scene-y cliquey theater houses.

• Not really a pizza fan.

• I'm an investor in crypto and blockchain tech (no doge though!)

• Not really a footie fan.

• One of my favourite songs is Pineapple Head by Crowded House

• Scratch that. It's 'Weather With You'

• If you have Sydney University on your profile and think you're data-protected, you are an actual dick. What, you're gonna sue ? I can see this at the Old Bailey, Royal Courts of Justice and the Supreme Court: 'Clerk!, clear all Queens' Counsel hearings today. Person X from Fabs has just stole SlutMyDick's blurry arse pic'.

• Hate it when MS Word tries to change 'colour' to 'color' - (American imperialistic programming)

• Am such a hippie (must be an Aquarian thing)

• I love sudoku but cant do long division.

• I like Joy Division but not long division

• I like Division Bell more than Darkside of the Moon...

• Discrete Maths over discrete profiles

• Kylie Minogue over Chemical Brothers

• Mario Brothers over Chemical Brothers

• Never tasted Marmite

• I invest in Unilever though (who said never invest in what you don't like?)

• Paddington over Pudsey (even moreso than Pooh)

• Wars over Trek, although I did love Voyager and TNG.

• Favourite font is Avenir, and...(for good measure)

• I re-do high-5's if they weren't good enough the first time round

And if you've read this far, the first 12 words of this profile is my bitcoin seedphrase - help yourselves !

et voila ! Feel free to write to me ;)

ttyl x

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