FabSwingers.com: Ant (Anthony) (63) & Reg (Regina) (63) , Couple in Liverpool, North West, UK

Update;-

Please read the last part of this novel that is our profile.

Our profile is long (apologies) but it says all we need to say to save you asking !

Single guys ! we are currently not looking for single guys but if you make contact you "MUST" be over 45, shaved & circumcised ! NO EXCEPTIONS. Cock photo on your profile ? says so much about the type of guy you are !!! and we only ever meet single guys in clubs.

We are a happy mix race couple who hale from South Africa and enjoy fun, frolics and socialising; Love hot tubs and jacuzzis with like minded people who dont mind being naked with us.

We are not body beautiful nor are we models but we are happy in our own skins.

Regina has been unwell for a while but is now on the road to recovery and her condition is stable.

Let's get the crap out of the way first; We do not understand and never will, "Only wants messages from site supporters" WTF is that all about ? Just because we don't pay to be on this site does not make us unsexy, unfunny, seriously ugly, or un-shaggable, anyway, why should we support a site that refuses to let us post club reviews? this is "not" a way of life for us, it's a "FUN" pastime.

When we see, "Won't meet Black or Asians" on your profile it shouts "RACIST" true, you have a "right" to your own preferences and wants, but, if Black or Asian people message "why dont you just say thanks, but no thanks you are not what we are looking for?" cant understand that stance keep it off your profile, no place for that in this day and age !

We are a very happily married mature couple who have been together for 38, years & married for 28 so we are "very" comfortable and secure in our relationship and our own skins;

We are not agists, sexists, racist or homophobic, we like anyone who is nice and non pushy and if you have Bi or Bi curious on your profile that's not a problem, we are ultra Kool with that; All we ask is that you have the same fun outlook as ourselves; While your body shape is not overly important to us (we are not that shallow) we do think that there has to be "some" physical attraction; your personality is of course, important to us.

Regina is a stunning black lady (Ant thinks so anyway) she looks good, smells good, tastes good and will treat you very well (if you ask nicely!) she dresses expensively, and dresses down very sexily, She is a wonderful fellatrix and yes, she can deep throat: She is no stick insect and no hippo either, she has curves, and lovely curves they are too ! so guys & girls, if thin ladies are your requirement then sorry we are not for you.

Anthony is the beast to Regina's beauty, he is cut, sniped and very laid back (check our verifications) he is a superb masseuse and can breath through his ears! lades your pleasure is hs pleasure.

We are happy, funny and great fun to be with (so we are told), in or out of the bedroom, hotel, club, kitchen, bathroom, hallway or lounge Oh and the jacuzzi.

We are not inverted snobs like so many on here who have a snotty rude attitude. We like good food, good wine and above all, "GOOD COMPANY" and yes we do like to drink bubbles, it's our tipple of choice lol;

We love sensuality, oils, massage and oral pleasure, we simply adore being naked in a jacuzzi with other people or on a large bed with a a glass or two close by: we prefer soft swap at the moment because of Regina's illness but this is "NOT" set in stone; for Ant, with of course, Regies blessings, Everything is as normal;

We possess (we like to think) a wicked sense of humour and we like to laugh a lot, party a lot, dance a lot and play quite a bit too!

Our Do's & Don'ts;

If you have bitch, cum-slut. whore or any such heading on your profile, we thank you for your interest but we dont think we are for you, our apologies if that's your thing (we don't judge anyone) and we wish you well in finding what you are looking for but we both believe that a lady should be treated as a lady, in or out of bed, so to avoid embarrassment please don't contact us as we know we won't get along.

We have face pictures on our profile (that should put you off straight away!) so we would like to see yours too, (those in our private gallery are all fairly recent)

Reg is not a fan of bushy beards or facial hair, and neither of us like pubic hair, shaved (as are we) or very closely trimmed only please, if we want to floss we usually buy the product at Boots;

Personal hygiene is an absolute "MUST" smelling clean and fresh should be de-rigueur in this day & age.

We have single male friends, single lady friends some & T-Girl friends, (We do not restrict our friendship to just straight couples) that join us when we party and club, but, guys, if you do make contact, we don't want to see a cock photo on your profile, (why are men obsessed with taking photos of their cocks? they are in the main ugly things) Single ladies, we are always happy to take you clubbing with "NO" expectations other than you having a good time in good company.

The following will get you blocked instantly, rude or filthy opening lines along with

"how r youz" "wot u doin" or "wanna fuck"; If you cant string a sentence together please don't bother to make contact;

We do not entertain at home, we have children who still live with us and we prefer to keep our private life away from our home, we will "not" do private meets at your home or our hotel until we have met socially, we prefer to meet at a club first, this sorts out the fake from the real and the fantasists from the doers, also, if we arrange a club meet and have invested in an hotel and you don't pitch, we have not wasted the evening.

If you have made it this far well done lol and if you think we would all get along and you would like to meet us please drop us a message or a wink, we don't think sending a wink is lazy but a message is nicer; We will always reply, even if it's just to say thank you but no thank you, we like to think we are nice people and not rude and bloody ignorant like some idiots on here who are so far up their own asses that they dont need a sexual partner,IF WE MESSAGE YOU OR WINK, PLEASE HAVE THE COMMON DECENCY TO ACKNOWLEDGE US, EVEN IF ITS ONLY TO SAY THANK YOU BUT NO THANK YOU, YOU ARE NOT WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR. we simply "HATE" rude Ignorant people who just ignore our messages, you deserve any crap you get;

We do not do the 3 P's, no piss, poo or pain, but, we do do like the other 3 P's Pleasure Passion & Prolonged sexual enjoyment; Thank you for reading A&R x

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