FabSwingers.com: i (38) , Woman in around , North West, UK

Sapiosexual!

NO BBC or AC! Just not attracted

Little about me: I am plus size so that comes with jiggle bits, stretch marks and cellulite so if you don't like it....well your loss.Im size 14/16 with size 36F boobs. I like to feel connection with the person before we meet so if your messages contain one word we both know it's not gonna happen, I like banter and sarcasm, I'm down to earth and don't take myself too seriously and I want to meet with people similar to me.

Open, honest, communication.

Taking care of yourself mentally and physically.I value kindness, manners and respect. Please do not call me pet names, or involve me in your kink un consensually. Thank you.

I want someone that wants to talk, you know when you just can’t quite get enough of someone else and you need to know everything going on in their head so you sit up all night talking. You want to know and to share all of their hopes, dreams and desires. No matter how good all the fabulous dirty fuckery is, if someone can’t hold a conversation I will get bored.

I have met few people on here and can say some are real gems but some are pure disappointment,so I've definitely learned from the experience and will be choosing my meets very careful from now on. Saying that I won't meet after exchanging one message with you.

If we meet and you don't wanna meet again I'd rather know it straight away so don't say "oh yeah I'd love to see you again" and then ghost me, we're all adults so maybe it's time to act like it!

Cam or phone sex?.....nope. does nothing for me

So I've decided just to spell out a few pointers as I'm spending waaaaaaay too long repeating myself on here:

- Like it or not the ratio of couples and men to single women is wrong, agreed, I think its 100 to 1 or more I read.

Not my fault, not yours either but neither of us can change it so its here to stay.

This means that most women on here get excessive messages ever day, pleasant yes, practical no, and before anyone says it's a nice problem to have read the other points.

Do not message me if you:

- are under 6ft tall

- are in a relationship and the other person doesn't know you're on here

- don't meet for social first

- say you love giving oral but don't bother doing it

- say you're looking for someone regular yet you're trying to fuck through whole fab ( keep your STDs to yourself)

- can't be honest

- don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"

- if you use words like "yo", "tsup", "doin", "hows hangin" etc

-if you have silly tattoos like "mum" "dad" or your own name, I'm sorry but no one gets that shitfaced to forget their own name

- if you wear rings... Only ring man shouldn't wear is wedding ring and if you wear one that takes us to one of my point higher up

I can guarantee I have heard it all before so save your time, a brief but factual list of previous quotes I have received below, tick off as applicable:

I WILL RUIN YOU.

I WILL HAVE YOU SQUIRTING LIKE A BLUE WHALE.

I AM A HEAVY CUMMER.

IM VERY WELL ENDOWED.

LET ME SMASH BOTH HOLES.

IM A BIG DEAL.

CHECK MY VERIFICATIONS.

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO WANTS TO JOIN US.

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

CAN YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS.

YOUR LOSS, NOT MINE.

SHALLOW BITCH.

DON'T BE SHY, LETS CHAT.

CANT I BUY YOUR KNICKERS.

WILL YOU EXCEPT ££££ FOR A MEET.

NOBODY TURNS US DOWN (actually real, sent by a couple!).

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? (Redemption Susan, redemption.

YOUR ON A SEX SITE YOU SHOULD BE AVAILABLE TO MEET (my personal favorite.)

etc, etc all very Shakespearen but very boring after the 97th time.

Hope this helps a bit x

Lastly I know all this may sound bit negative but since joining fab I've experienced so much ( good and bad) that I rather be upfront with everything!!!

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