FabSwingers.com: Sir (56) & Brat (54) , Couple in Tamworth , West Midlands, UK

Sorry to put this at the top of our profile, but needs must as far too many chancers on here who seem happy to waste their, and our time. And, having spent a stint in fab jail and been threatened with excommunication, people who don’t fit the profile will be immediately blocked as too many snowflakes seem unable to cope with a witty, occasionally sarcastic response.

Single guys (mainly) read this bit as it will reduce any future disappointment or curt responses.

* If you only have enough energy to wink, you are probably an appalling shag and will be immediately blocked.

* If you have someone who believes they are in a relationship with you, either bring them along or don't bother us.

* One line message = instant block.

* Single guys need to be Bi Top, if you are not, don't waste all our time.

* If you are a shy Bi (we understand this) and your profile says straight, explain it in your opening message, otherwise - blocked.

* Random friend invite, instant block.

* And finally, please attach a face pic to your first message, otherwise, you guessed it, you get blocked!

And now on to the good bit.

Clean, polite, professional, couple seeking all sorts of everything.

We are both now well past bicurious and this is something we wish to explore and push further.

We need to make some sort of connection for this to work for us, so a social meet to see it we click would be perfect.

We prefer people around our age and in reasonable shape.

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