FabSwingers.com: bestbits (47) , Woman in Basildon, South East, UK

Is it just me? - or do I literally get more hilarious by the day … no answer needed btw - just thinking out loud x

FAB YOU WON’T LET ME POST A STATUS ANYMORE!!! WHY?? Muppets!!!

So - back to me!

I only have two rules on here chaps!!

1. Please do not ask me if - I’M UP TO MUCH’ ? PUKE!!!!!

2. Do not send me a message asking ‘am I your type’ ?? Especially when you have ‘no pictures of your cute self!! I mean - duhhhhh - I know I have ‘sensory powers’ but I ain’t fucking destiny from DC bro!

Another Observation - I find that some people are very good at expressing and communicating their needs, in a sexual form but when it cums to anything outside their pants - they’re not always so fluent - bye!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is mostly how I feel about this site and it’s (one dimensional) members - but I have met some winners too xx

Probably actually best to ‘not to message me tbh’ or at least don’t be surprised if I throw caution to the wind - and delete your boring message without replying xxx

just here for a shallow outlet really and to admire Willy’s (Obviously!)

I no longer wanna meet anyone just for sex - it’s always and mostly not ticking anything off my list anyway.

Being real - I wouldn’t actually mind meeting ‘Mr Right’ on here - especially if he was; right in all ways shapes and forms’ yes - that would be nice xx

All above text has been edited and assessed in the cold light of day to make it as clear as mud to anyone other than the one or two ‘free thinkers’ on here - if it’s still too cryptic for your brain, then please feel free to block me!! INFACT I INSIST

I am staying on here for a crack so please fuck off if you’re thick AND think I don’t realise that, for some poor souls this is their only chance of having sex!! Trust me - I’ve probably pitty fucked some of them anyway x

Seriously now - only looking for a man who can plan and take time to explore a Queen x no exceptions - but probably room to move on that one lol - I’m quite indecisive at times (I think)

DO NOT EXPECT A REPLY IF YOU HAVE NO PROFILE PIC - bore off

Had a blast on here - met some wonderful and some not so wonderful men - thankfully have befriended most and not felt the need to fuck my way to happiness! Doubt there’s a man out there that would fit the job description anyway

Favourite perfume - molecule 01

Favourite drink - anything between 11% and 13.5 in wine

IN Spirits - anything inbetween 37.5 and 85% lol

Favourite saying- can’t put brains in coconuts

Least favourite person - a tight cunt or a karen

Most favourite person - me obviously and anyone who’s chill and kind xx (and maybe you, if you’re lucky) RAH!!!

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