FabSwingers.com: MR patterson (37) & Mrs patterson (37) , Couple in Telford , West Midlands, UK

.......Bio made simple........

Welcome to our profile its joint so ask if its m or f talking. here's the bullet points seen as some members can't read start with arranging meets then the does and the donts..... ps we won't meet couples separately until we've had the pair of u and were no longer sending face pics 1st!!!

FRIEND REQUESTS WITHOUT TALKING TO US WILL BE DELETED!!!!

Sc xxnumbnutsxx (hubby's)

Sc xsweetcheeks89x (wifes)

Messages on sc without messaging on here will be ignored we both have access to all our social media accounts....

(Looking at couples or a female for both or wife to record hubby with )

Also looking for a unicorn for both of us.

Bareback will only be done with proof of recent sti std check we are doing our regular and will show proof of all clear better be safe then sorry WE NEITHER DO OR ALLOW DRUGS .we are parents so can't meet on a whim its getting daunting with men messaging even ones in couples ??

Constant messages of men you all need to get on dating sites its getting boring now ??

Arranging a meet

Our house isn't a show home constantly trying to decorate joys of toddlers but we try keep it tidy best we can

We can also just do social cuppa

•evening of our choice after 7 apart from every other weekend due to big pet sperm staying .

• The toddler pet sperm will be asleep if we arrange meet after 8 at ours so be quiet if u can if they wake up one of us can go sort them and fun can carry on with other half

• We can get a baby sitter once a month

• Turn up on time agreed or as close as or lose out on the meet

Straight guys if we're in the mood.

Hubby can go to a accomadating couples or unicorns as long as wife gets pics and videos

Wife will meet alone when she choses or separate room

WE can be lenient on our preferences as long as we get pleasure lol

MOST IMPORTANTLY if u constantly ask what time after we have said we will message when ready we will CANCEL the meet and BLOCK u!!!address won't be given until time to turn up.

.....WHAT WE ALLOW.....

• Same and separate room swapping as long as recorded

• 3 sums

• 1 on 1 whilst me or wife watch

• Dirty but clean people for bi nsa fun

• Gangbangs

• Adult party's

• Toys/bondage/food

• Full snogging body Kissing

• Neck Kissing

• Body licking and Kissing

• A good finger blasting

• Facials

• Swallowing as long not huge load

We can do just oral and Kissing too will do separate room once we have u a couple of times also huge fans af cnc consensual non consensual role play

.....what's not allowed ....

• dribbling French kisses just normal passionate snogs plz

• Messages from people with no pics will be blocked instantly

• No pushy people

• No time wasters

• No friend request without talking

• No mighty bushes trimmed (really short)bold shaven only.No straw pubes eew

• No ridiculously old people yes we've had Messages eeeww

No water sports or poop eeewww

We don't do drugs nor meet people on them.

And no turning up to us without showering especially if you've just shaved yes thus does happen u will be sent away

.....our preference....

• Bare back or safe

• Must be clean smell nice

• Clean shaven trimmed or waxed in the intimate areas saves teeth floss.

• If your smoker u smoke outside,

• Wife only wants bi guys and straight couples or bi couples odd straight guy if in mood and a UNICORN PLEASE

• We will play alone occasionally for the right ones

• Like watching wife with others

• Wife wants to watch me with others

• If you got this far good happy fabbing

• Any questions Message us we wanna build verifications

• And have sexy fun tia

Wife tubes are tied Any messages off we only interested in couples women or bisexual THE ODD MALE HERE AND THERE hubby bi curious but won't advertise it

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