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Adventurous Couple

& Dirty (55)
MF Cpl in Doncaster, East Midlands, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women aged 20 to 35 only. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Busty

55 years old
Bisexual

5'9"  175cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Dirty

55 years old
Bisexual

5'9"  175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports
***Before you look at the pictures and hit the message button you need to read the whole profile.

She never comes on here, you are writing to a 5ft10" 17 stone rugby player, don't address me as "hun, babe, chic, darling or sweetheart".

Also, we are fine, not up to much, and our plans for the weekend are confidential, so please stop sending messages asking "how are you", "what you up to" "what you doing this weekend".***

Looking for single good looking guys aged 18 - 30.

You must be:-

Intelligent - That means you can spell real words and you don’t write in text type. If you send us a message saying “hi how R U, I wld lv 2 mt 4 a fck” we will reply with “fck of U tit”

Attractive - This is tricky for some of you but there is a simple test, look in the mirror and ask yourself, would I fuck me? if there is any doubt in your mind or hesitation then clearly only your mum thinks you’re attractive.

Well hung if you’re a single guy - Very difficult for some of you, many years ago there was this guy who invented a long stick with marks on it and called it a ruler, it has different marks on it at each side, one is in inches and the other is in millimetres. All you need to do is get your cock hard and put the stick thing at the side and see what number the end of your cock comes to. If its less than 7" or 18cm then please move along.

Heavy cummers to the front. If you are able to edge before meeting that would be a huge bonus.

Under 30 - That means you are not 31 or 55.

Have photo's showing your face to send when you message us - That's the bit above your shoulders where you put your food.

Accept that if you only send a picture of your cock you will get a very rude reply!!!

We appreciate that having a face full of pubes is fashionable but it's a very strict no for us. It matters not if your mum thinks you look handsome with your bushy face it's like kissing a hairy bum. You will need to be clean shaved with a nice aftershave on if you want to role around with the Mrs.

Here's the bit that very few of you will have read. We are not a cuckold couple, we are looking for a single guy who she can meet alone for booty calls. First meet will be a 3some with Mr, she will then have your phone number for direct contact and to arrange meets without Mr.

Understand, you will not be forming a relationship, you will not be going on windy walks in the countryside holding hands, you will not be going for a romantic dinner and you will definitely not be introducing her to your mum as your girlfriend.

All meets are filmed for our personal use, they are never moved from our secure hard drive. NO you will not be allowed to film on your own device and absolutely no you can't have a copy.

Start your message with, I have read all the profile.

For this role we are only looking for white English men. Her preference.

Looking forward to hearing from you with a face and cock pic attached to your first message. If I have to ask for pics then you obviously clicked send message while you had a hard on and you are too lazy to read profiles and follow simple instructions, therefore, how am I to trust you with my most precious wife??