FabSwingers.com: SR (37) , Man in Essex, South East, UK

**Only Decent Human Beings Need Apply**

• I’m Good Looking and a Good Fuck

• Very Modest

• Charming, Witty and Highly Intelligent

Looking for a Shenanigan Companion for Banter, Beer and Burritos

- If you prefer we can have Craic, Crisps and Cock…tails

- Don’t mind if you’re a bit on the ugly side — I have bulk ordered paper bags….

- As very much any Gentleman would do I have taken the time to cut Eye and Nose Holes in them

Okayyyyy I’ll be honest — I’ll shag Anything, if you’re Good Lookking and Very Attractive that’s a Huge Bonus but if you look like you’ve hit every Ugly bBranch on the way down that won’t put me off either

Now ladies please…there is no need to fight over me

;-)

• Big personality in a medium sized package — you will likely Love me…apparently I am a people person….

• Well I do have Love for Humanity

• Spread love not hate ; don’t let yourself be manipulated by those who seek to divide us by sowing hatred and animosity/anger and fear •

• We are all Children of the Stars and deserve to be loved

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• Loving, caring, thoughtful and kind — if you think that means push over or easy touch you’ve definitely got the wrong guy….I am anything but, and will not hesitate to call out your bullshit — call me “blunt” — you wouldn’t be the first •

• Call me arrogant too — you wouldn’t be the first either, but perhaps you just don’t know me well enough to know it’s confidence and self-assurance mixed a little intentional arrogance which is really just self-deprecation — because I love to (lovingly) wind people up… •

• But having confidence and self assurance doesn’t mean not having any insecurities…because I do have them, and I am working on overcoming them, so still a work in progress trying to learn and grow as a man every day, ultimately trying to be the best version of me — so bear with me •

• Not all of you will see that, or understand my humour, and that’s okay — I still love you all the same. But for those who do…oh boy! •

• My love and blessings to you all fabulous people

• Now go Spread the Love people — but not sti’s please!

;-)

Sam x

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***ADDENDUM***

I really enjoy meaningful conversations, and I much prefer having them face-to-face, especially after sex, because I feel like that adds another layer of intimacy and connection.

Although sometimes, it’s also really nice to simply lie there in silence, letting ourselves soak in and absorb the pleasurable feelings still rushing through our bodies;

Whatever feels right in the moment.

I find unnecessary small talk quite tedious most of the time, so if that’s what you’re looking for, it’s not really something I can provide.

I completely understand that sometimes you might want or need a bit of conversation to feel comfortable, and that’s absolutely fine — as long as you’re actually talking to me with the intention of meeting and genuinely investing in the conversation.

And ideally, I’d rather have those conversations face to face or over the phone anyway. I often have far too much to say, and trying to get it all across in long messages can be a nightmare…

I end up with spelling mistakes, sentences that don’t make sense, and sometimes it’s just much easier to explain what I mean by actually talking.

I hope you understand.

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PS. To you lovely ladies

Do you ever talk to a guy and get that distinct feeling he’s simultaneously talking to several women, trying to hedge his bets?

You know the type:

Short answers.

One-word replies.

Barely any engagement.

You can tell he’s giving you about 1 % of his attention and investing absolutely nothing in the conversation.

And you’re left thinking;

“Really? Is this the best I can expect?”

“Don’t I deserve better than this?”

Well… guess what?

We feel the same way.

So if you’re talking to me, actually talk to me. I don’t expect you to be glued to your phone or available 24/7 — life happens.

But if we’re having a conversation, give it a little energy, curiosity and genuine engagement.

Otherwise, respectfully — fuck off

There’s plenty more fish in sea. And I’d rather invest my energy into someone deserving of my attention.

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