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Man in Southend, South East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 days ago

Friday... Two weeks in thailand and the uk seems soo grey. If you go you’ll know why they call it the land of smiles, you might just leave your heart there…

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Looking For

Women aged 18 to 55. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

SR

35 years old
Straight

5'8"  173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Hi, welcome, thank you for checking me out, I hope to hear from you soon.

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Looking for regular fun with a sexy curvy lady, where we can build a connection and have lots of amazing sex which gets better with time.

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I’m sensual and tactile, so if you enjoy lots of kissing and aftercare, and being in a man’s arms you might like me.

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I love being in a woman’s company, I love sex, I love all the talking and laughing, the teasing, all of it…it’s nice to have that connection and have genuine care for one another, even if we’re not in a full on committed relationship.

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Not totally against spontaneous meets but what I’m really looking for is something more long term. I know this is sex site but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t treat each other with respect. We are all human beings at the end of the day with feelings. And please please be honest, that is really important to me, I’m done with lying head-fucks…if that’s you please don’t contact me.

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If however you like the sound of me please do say hey.

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And fyi I’m very attracted to curvy, thick, BBW women. I love all your boobs bums, bellies, stretch marks…the whole lot, so you needn’t feel insecure, I’m very sure you’ll be instantly at ease with me and feel totally comfortable being in my company x

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Amendment; - I like spontaneous meets, they are usually the most exciting and fun, full of sexual charge and I find the sex is usually hot! I am here for actual meets after all. I’m not totally against one off’s is what I meant, though I am really looking for that sexy lady I can fuck constantly and give mind blowing orgasms to, where we end up in a pool of our own filth after hours of sweaty fucking, laying there totally exhausted but feeling extremely satisfied and totally at ease in each others company x

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I’m naturally dominant, if you’re submissive that works quite well. I like to take control/am naturally in control so am happy to take the lead.

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Update;

Ok, so you’ve all been telling me what a great profile I have but I was looking through it thinking it’s missing some humour, so now I will attempt to seduce you with my wit, I hope you’re ready….

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Joke #1 is a chat up line which has never failed me, you ready….?

} Are you a banana? Coz I find you appealing

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Boom boom chhaaaa; and we're off!! You’re smiling a little, starting to warm up, but don’t worry we’re only getting started

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Before joke #2 an update…

}My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

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Haha, you weren’t expecting that! That smiles growing bigger, you’re getting warmer, thinking “hummm this guys different “

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Ok, joke #3 is a true story about “a friend of mine”

}A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

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LOL now you’re really laughing, the feel good chemicals are releasing and you’re grinning from ear to ear

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Can you even handle any more,,,, ok joke #4, you ready?…

}A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

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Now you’re howling with laughter, tears running down your eyes and perhaps you’ve wee’d a little! (It’s ok I’m hilarious and it’s only to be expected. Just make sure you change out of those Bridget Jones knickers before I come round….yes we all know you’re lying there in your Bridget Jones knickers reading this (and now you’re in your head thinking am I? And looking under the duvet to check).

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You’re full warned up, whole body tingling with good vibes, endorphins flowing through your veins and that pussy is dripping wet, thinking “wow, if this man can make me feel this good with his words what can he do when he has me naked all to himself?”

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Well wonder no more, hit that message button and send me your address and I will come galloping down the a13/a127 like the twat in tinfoil I am

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See you very shortly

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I really like, admire and have enormous respect for people who are genuine and kind, honest, sincere and down to earth, people who treat others with respect - if you are a beautiful lady inside and out please come my way :)

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Let’s connect, isn’t that why we’re all here?

Why do we have to make things soo complicated?

We have enough struggles in life without turning this, which is supposed to be fun, into another one, to add to our already long list of daily chores.

Uncomplicated, fun & easy meets would be amazing, cut out all the bulls**t

I’m not a flakey guy, I’m genuine and honest, if I arrange a meet I’ll be there.

I don’t have the heart to mess people about, ignore them or stand them up, it’s cowardly behaviour in my opinion, and I don’t behave that way.

I have no intentions of wasting your time, please don’t waste nine.

Looking forward to connecting with you, Sam.

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