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Real meets only. (Camming is cock-cruelty.)


Man in York, North East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 months ago

Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Women aged 18 to 99. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Banga

55 years old
Straight

5'11"  180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes

I don’t send cock pics. It’s above average but not too painful.

A stretcher not a splitter.

Profile photo is of me in me scruff. I do however possess several suits with downwardly mobile fly.

Anyway, I scrub up enough to be welcomed into posh restaurants.

Essential as I’ve got a thing about doing it in restaurant restrooms.

A sex sorbet, in between courses, if the service is dilatory.

Other than that, pretty straight. Enjoy kissing, fingering, fucking cunnilingus, 69. Public naughtiness. Daylight Knobbery.

My cottage is in its own private woods, Sylvan shagging is on.

Outdoor hides the fact that I’m not clever enough to figure out the intricacies of interior lighting.

I’m eclectic in my taste: shape, size, age (no upper limit) and colour (blacker the berry) are no disqualification.

If you are a smoker, that is a no-no, though.

I do not go with smokers and if I smell Benson&Hedges under your Listerene, I will be right displeased. I don’t like either.

If it’s to be more than a one-off, a matching sense of humour is essential. If I don’t make you laugh you’ve had an SOH bypass.

Regular get togethers are distinctly possible but bear in mind we are only ever strangers once. Going down on a lady is always a joy but the texture of the experience is different once we’re on a second or seventh date. Just saying, because many women say that the sex gets better with time. If a man knows his trade, he doesn’t need to be learning on the job.

Housewives, thank you for all the offers but when an enticing profile ends, “playing with permission” nah! Your husband must be a lazy sod.

Cheaters welcome mind. Adults do adultery. The clue’s in the name

I don’t give or solicit veris. Me doing them feels tacky. I allowed them at one time and it attracted knob-hounds, because one - who claimed to be a poet - had waxed lyrical over my “stonking swollen boner”. Calm down, calm down, calm down - it’s under nine inches.

I’ve got a fast car and a big motorbike, so don’t get hung up on locality. 150 miles is nowt even if it’s wet. Especially if it’s wet!

If you have a strong aversion to the C word, best to forget it.

I’m not Boris; I don’t spout latin while spaffing it up your walls. Vagina is the latin word for scabbard, where you stick your sword.

How is that less aggressive than the anglo-saxon for your lady bits?

And since I love cats, F###ing your P###y is RSPCA time for me.

Socials yes but dress code demands crotchless or knickerless

You do not have permission to use my photos for a dartboard.

Happy fabbing, lovely ladies.

Greg - but you can call me Neil. (Kneel - geddit)