FabSwingers.com: awesome1 (44) , Woman in Falkirk, Scotland, UK

Hello there you lucky fuckers, I have arrived!!

Im Little Miss Awesomeness. It just so happens that there’s a vacancy(s) open for some lucky people. I'm looking for absolutely no strings, no fuss and no drama, kinky and very filthy fun experiences to share with successful applicants, i have an itch that needs scratching and experiences I want ticked off my bucket list. My requirements are as follows:

Bi males and females, TS/V infact, the position is open to all, sorry no larger ladies im afraid. Big cocks only, which means a minimum of 7.5", thats non negotiable!!

The reason for this is simple, i have an oral fixation and i love to gift Blow Jobs, Its my most favourite sexual act barr none, I also have a deep throat and a gag reflex that's exactly 7.5" down, that's my thing, I love that so if its not long enough to make me gag then i have no business putting it in my mouth, it's that simple!! So if your cock is below the minimum size required then you need not apply. Saying you don’t know the length because you’ve never measured says if you need to measure to check then it’s of no use to me, a tradesman who can’t tell if your cocks over 7.5” without measuring has a sparkling personality, a sparkling personality hasn't ever hit my gag reflex guys, just saying. If you decide to falsely advertise thinking that once we meet it won’t matter, I’m telling you now that in such an even the only outcome is the meet will be finished right there and then. If there is any hard feelings or issues with this then the complaints department will deal with any grievances. Complaints department has a zero tolerance policy and if you want to take the complaint any further there is a 10” strap on, ball gag, handcuffs and a pillow that says “Bite Me” for such an occasion. Sometimes getting what you want isn’t exactly what it cracked up to be.

Please note, my BJs are the best, you’ve not had a BJ till you’ve had one of mine, facts. Check my verifications.

If I advertise a vacancy then please know that i'm not looking to arrange a meet for sometime in the future, I'm looking for the vacancy to be filled somewhere between 5 mins before i wrote the Ad and as soon as humanly possible to get your sexy cocked self to my location.

When applying for said Vacancy, please attach a Pic....COCK PIC!! I do not need to see what your face looks like, if your not the prettiest i have a paper bag here with holes cut out for such an occasion. I am very much prepared for such an event, remember tho, beauty is in the eye of the beholder but you don’t look at the fireplace when you’re poking the fire. It’s really that simple. 7.5" min, Cock pic with first message.

So all straight talking, big cock bi males or bi sexy ladies who would love to help me scratch the itch on my oral fixation out there then apply for the vacancy.

Please also know that im not on here to chat, thats not for me, im usually sitting with a crazy high volume of messages so if your straight to the point and fulfill all requirements simply send your CV for the vacancy include pic and see how you get on.

Everytime i log into my account to advertise i receive in excess of 50+ messages an hour, so my new policy for applicants are as follows. If asked to please read my bio and verifications then follow the the application process detailed and you fail to do so, your application for the vacancy will automatically be rejected, this is now standard. The reason for this is that you are showing me straight away that you cannot follow a simple request and simple instructions and i refuse to waste my time when some other lucky applicant could be receiving the time and attention that you are wasting. Its also allowing the creme to rise to the top.

Good luck you sexy bunch of fabbers

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