FabSwingers.com: Laura (36) , Woman in Huntingdon , East Midlands, UK

Hello

I am a single woman and I politely ask you to read my profile. Forgive the harshness but if you don’t - I will instantly BLOCK you.

When you message please DO NOT include any pics AT ALL, NONE, ZERO because if we get on, then I might do pic swops with you.

No black guys, no Asian guys - white guys only - and if you can’t string a sentence together please don’t message me.

I DO NOT respond to winks so they are a waste of your time and guys, I know from what you tell me your time is so precious and you are busy.

Don’t send any Friend Requests

Please understand that I am not interested in brief messages, if yours is less than 40 words I will delete

And no sordid crappy messages - instant block.

I am not Interested in:

Drugs or p—p-r uses - don’t contact me if you are

Anyone who is pathetically self-effacing in a message. Being a saddo won’t cut it

Boring people

People who don’t smell nice

Passers-by

Those who have shagged their way through Fab.

Couples who just want a single fem

I WILL NEVER GO TO A CLUB

I WILL NEVER DO A SOCIAL

So what do I like?

A sense of humour

Honesty

My mind to be stimulated - that makes the sex incredible

Long sessions, no quickies

Making a man happy sexually

Making a woman realise how good sex really can be.

To be respected at all times

Ask me anything non-sexual but BE KIND AND POLITE

TO PROVE YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD MY WORDS , type - Polite as the first word in your message

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