FabSwingers.com: N (30) , Woman in Newcastle, North East, UK

***Single men- I will reach out to you if I fancy. Please don't bombard me with messages***

Fun, sassy, flirty.

From Belfast and living in Newcastle.

Looking for men, women and couples. I'm open to all sorts of connections so hit me up with what you're looking for.

I don't have much experience with women or couples yet. It's something I'd really like to explore so I'll always respond to those messages first. I'd really love for a couple to take control of me.

Single men- I like tall guys (at least 5'11), big dicks, hairy chests, strong arms and thighs, can hold a conversation and will actually treat me with a bit of respect. I am so flippin' tired of men wasting my time by chatting to me for weeks, arranging to meet, then either disappearing or seeming not arsed. Either you want to or you don't. Reciprocate my energy or fuck off.

I am only looking for extraordinary single men who aren't just looking for a fuck and go. I'd love to find someone who wants to explore this crazy world with me.

I'm most impressed by intellect and wit, so regardless of whether you meet everything listed above, I'll be reading your bio/first message and thinking whether or not you're a man who I can have an engaging, fun time with.

I also hate when people say they are looking for "absolute discretion." Aren't most of us? And if you tell me you're looking for "no drama," I'm going to assume that's your idea of a free pass to piss me off without any consequences for your shitty behaviour.

I'm a bit of a size queen but only when it comes to blowjobs. I like to show off my deep throating skills.

Please treat me how you'd like to be treated and be honest. If we're not on the same page it's not going to work. I like consistency, enforcing boundaries, and knowing where everyone stands. Inconsistency and shite communication give me the ick.

I'm likely to ask to go for a pint before anything else. Please respect that. I can usually only meet weekends. I can make mid-week work sometimes but if you can't meet weekends at all then I'm probably not for you.

I can accommodate and travel but will not accommodate until we've met socially. Also quite unlikely to accommodate for couples.

Bit of a complex character. Not shy, wee bit anxious sometimes, very confident but pretty insecure in some areas. I'm class though, promise.

Ideally seeking people who know the difference between a vulva and a vagina, won't ask what bra size I am, and won't ask if I'm a squirter.

The aim for me here is to feel wanted, desired, and satisfied. Also, give me all the praise. One of my kinks.

And for all the single men, no, you can't ask me a fucking question.

Be friendly, polite, and send a wee face pic.

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