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By *sprey6 OP Man
over a year ago

Here!

Whats brown and sticky,,,,,,,,,,,

a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 deaf lesbians walkin down the street with each others hand down their pants ,,guy walks up to them n sed is that really needed ,,they replyd we r just lip reading lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

greese have upped there production of hummus and taramasalata... hopping to stop a double dip recession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shortest joke.... Dwarf shortage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six out of seven dwarves are not happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letter to Agony Aunt:

Dear Deirdrie,

I was watching my neighbours daughter from my bedroom window sunbathing in a bikini. I couldn't resist a quick wank!

I turned round and my wife was stood in the doorway with her arms folded watching me!

Is she a pervert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two lesbian twins they werent identical but they licked alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dyslexic pimp bought a warehouse!

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By *ynonvalleyboyMan
over a year ago

merthyr

4'2"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took a viagra last night got stuck in my throat....had a stiff neck all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the traffic wardend funeral a vioce came from the coffin "let me out, let me out i'm not dead!!"

The vicar calmly replied "sorry mate the paperwork is already done !

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By *emo and HollyCouple
over a year ago

neath

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cos it was dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

master sends his dog to do his shopping................so with basket in mouth and list in basket the dog sets of to the shops first he calls into the butchers and asks for a 1LB of sausages and pork chops then he goes and collects paper and sets home .........amazed at the talking dog on the third day the butcher follows the dog home .......... after a few minutes he hears an angry voice then the dog yelps and flies down the path ...horrified the butcher runs up to the dog and comforts him he turns to the owner and asked "what on earth was that for you have an intelligent dog who can read and talk why treat him this way" ..... the owner replies ............ that's the third fucking time hes forgotten his key this week

lol read this in an adult joke book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the woman who died running the marathen family have said that she an"inspiration to other's" she certainly inspired me not to run the fcuking marathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my girlfriend had warned me about the ceiling mirror in her bedroom. I lay down ready for her, then ran out screaming - I'd looked up and thought I was being attacked by a naked skydiver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S+M+M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid."

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home.

"What took you so long to answer?"

"I was in bed."

"What were you doing in bed this late?"

"Getting a second opinion."

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:

"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

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By *alldark79Man
over a year ago

BELFAST

what did cinderella do when she got the the ball?

she gagged

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."

"The problem," she complained, "is that it wakes me up."

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By *hotandsexyCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

why do women have legs?

seen the mess slugs make

I'm gonna get hell for this one lol

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By *restatynCplCouple
over a year ago

Rhyl

The man that invented the TV remote control has died, BBC report.

Have they tried taking his back off and spinning his batteries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will-I-Am;s Lazy brother Will-I-Fuck

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By *ister.CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I have a huge cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's been a complaint to the bbc for not showing enough ethnic minorty on television...so the bbc will be showing crime watch twice a week

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

Thought i heard the ghost of robin gibb singing in my herb garden, turns out it was just the chive talking...

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what this is?" She asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sure, my daddy has two of them!" "Two of them?!" the teacher asked. "Yeah. He has a little one that he uses to pee with and a big one that he uses to brush mommy's teeth!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it take three women with P M T to change a light bulb? ..... IT JUST FUCKING DOES OK !!

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. "I know you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?" The husband replied, "Look, I don't want to upset you, there were many. Let's just leave it alone." The wife continued to beg and plead. Finally, the husband gave in. "Let's see." he said "There was one, two, three, four, five, six, you, eight, nine..."

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd spent the night with her sister, Shirley." "So?" the friend replied. "So, she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister Shirley!"

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb"

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By *ord n Lady LoverocketCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

It's a speed bump, Get over it.

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By *ord n Lady LoverocketCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I was sat in the tattoo parlour earlier when a butterfly flew past with a picture of a slag on its wing.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A fish swims into a wall…Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you get virgin wool?

From ugly sheep!!!!!

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea." Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur???

A lickalotapuss

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?" The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, " I have a better idea, just for tonight, let's make pretend that we're married!" The man says happily, "OK!" AWESOME!" The woman says, "GOOD .... Get your own fucking blanket!!!

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied. "In-laws."

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"

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By *restatynCplCouple
over a year ago

Rhyl

Man gets home and his wife kicks off on him big time, giving him a weapons grade beasting.

"You fucking bastard! How could you, how COULD you? You shagged my sister you twat!"

He says "Well I got to work, and there she was, naked. What did you expect me to do?"

"The fucking postmortem!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you call a indian lesbian...mindge-eater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up this morning with a large erection in my hand,I wish my granddad would stop sleep walking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my grandad smeared 2 pounds of lard on his back.

After that,he went down hill very quickly.

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar. "For fuck's sake!" the bloke cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's wanking himself off in the bar!" "Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep"

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!" Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!" "In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!!!"

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Mat's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years." "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, "Can you give me one last wish?" She says, "Anything you want." He says, "After I die, will you marry Larry?" She says, "But I thought you hated Larry." With his last breath, he says, "I do."

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what has 24 legs and 3 teeth?...a queue of crackheads waiting for there methdone in a chemist

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.

Do you have a piece of gum?

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.

Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole.

The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy.

Tommy said "Grandpa I can't keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that."

Grandpa said "No, you keep it."

The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and gave him another 10 bucks.

Tommy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me."

Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

women think about sex every seven seconds.

Which is why they eat hot dogs in under six seconds...

so it doesn't get weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If jordan is a country,cole is a fuel,what the heck is tulisa,all greek to me..lol.

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

I ejaculated six feet earlier.

Strange, I usually ejaculate semen

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Late Home

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....And she's always sound asleep."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 canibals were eating a clown,one says 'does this taste funny 2 u?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm organising a charity event for people that have difficulty reaching oragsm. if you cant come then let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local pubs so rough it got petrol bombed one night,the petrol got d*unk before it exploded

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".

So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she juts ignored it. When she reached the second daughters bedroom she could hear laughing and just ignored it. When she reached the third daughters room she could hear nothing and deiced 2 ignore it.

The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter "Why were you screaming?". And the daughter replied "Well mother you told me 2 scream when something hurt."

Then the mother said to the second daughter "Why were you laughing last night?" and the daughter replied "Mother you told me to laugh when something tickled".

Then the mother said to the last daughter "Why didn't I hear anything coming from your room last night?" and the daughter replied "Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth full".

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

I was watching Wimbledon the other day, and I couldn't tell if the ball was out or not.

Serena Williams really needs longer shorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can now get viagra for women its called niagra...apparently it keeps them flowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in england when they get a months rain in a day its called a monsoon.

in wales we call it a wednesday

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Teacher: What comes after 69?

Student: Mouthwash.

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

"Give it to me!" she yelled.

"I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"

She can scream all she wanted. I am keeping the umbrella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty product of the year to make you more attractive.......... 4 pints of Stella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a wonderful thing is a pelican

it's beak can hold more than its belly can

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two cows in a field one say to the other "this mad cow disease is worrying" the other replys"it dont bother me as i am a duck"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I see the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again.

The stock market's gone crazy.

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

"You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

"You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know why."

"I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."

"Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man dies his wife goes to the undertakers they say they cant get the lid down , she says cut his cock of and leave me. she leans over and sticks it up his ass. a tear appears she leans over and says yes it hurts you bastard

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By *et2itMan
over a year ago

Valleys

light travels much faster than the speed of sound thats why some people always look smarter till you hear them speek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The service at my local super market is so bad, I used the self scan tills last week and got employee of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a Japanese Fella with Nits?

Mr Fuckinichi

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over a year ago

Somewhere NW London

A blonde walks into the local library and says 'Fish and chips please'. The librarian says 'This is a library'. 'Fish and chips please' whispers the blonde... R

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