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By *laything41 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cowbridge

Not sure if anyone uses chat up lines but love these beauties

Can you drive? Well reverse on to this!

Dyou like chicken?Well suck this it's fowl .lol

Gotta mirror in your knickers for I can see myself in them.

Alrite Sugar,not you the other lump. Lol

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Does my handkerchief smell of chloroform?

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

I have a knife, get in the van.

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By *laything41 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cowbridge

Haha nice work,must be a vale of Glamorgan thing.lol

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Does my handkerchief smell of chloroform?"

Awww I was gonna say that

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Haha nice work,must be a vale of Glamorgan thing.lol"

to posh for vans down there, they got people carriers in cowbridge

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Haha nice work,must be a vale of Glamorgan thing.lol

to posh for vans down there, they got people carriers in cowbridge "

How dare you, I wouldn't be seen dead in a people carrier!

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By *laything41 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cowbridge

People carriers,how downright common.lol

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Haha nice work,must be a vale of Glamorgan thing.lol

to posh for vans down there, they got people carriers in cowbridge

How dare you, I wouldn't be seen dead in a people carrier! "

Yea yea I know your type. A flick knife and a rag full of chloroform and before you know it your out doing donuts in a ford galaxy

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By *laything41 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cowbridge


"Haha nice work,must be a vale of Glamorgan thing.lol

to posh for vans down there, they got people carriers in cowbridge

How dare you, I wouldn't be seen dead in a people carrier!

Yea yea I know your type. A flick knife and a rag full of chloroform and before you know it your out doing donuts in a ford galaxy "

He's worked younout straightaway!

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Haha nice work,must be a vale of Glamorgan thing.lol

to posh for vans down there, they got people carriers in cowbridge

How dare you, I wouldn't be seen dead in a people carrier!

Yea yea I know your type. A flick knife and a rag full of chloroform and before you know it your out doing donuts in a ford galaxy

He's worked younout straightaway! "

I can read him like a book

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By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

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By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Don't knock people carriers had some very nice experiences in the back of mine.

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Haha nice work,must be a vale of Glamorgan thing.lol

to posh for vans down there, they got people carriers in cowbridge

How dare you, I wouldn't be seen dead in a people carrier!

Yea yea I know your type. A flick knife and a rag full of chloroform and before you know it your out doing donuts in a ford galaxy

He's worked younout straightaway!

I can read him like a book "

You can only do proper donuts in a rear wheel drive car. The Galaxy is front wheel drive so the joke's on you pal!

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Haha nice work,must be a vale of Glamorgan thing.lol

to posh for vans down there, they got people carriers in cowbridge

How dare you, I wouldn't be seen dead in a people carrier!

Yea yea I know your type. A flick knife and a rag full of chloroform and before you know it your out doing donuts in a ford galaxy

He's worked younout straightaway!

I can read him like a book

You can only do proper donuts in a rear wheel drive car. The Galaxy is front wheel drive so the joke's on you pal! "

Nobody likes a smart arse

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