FabSwingers.com forum: Best chat up lines!

By *attoodchap OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

As it suggests hit me with some awesome one liners!

I need some inspiration!

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By *rivate hireMan
over a year ago

close to ystrad mynach

Looking at you reminds of of that westlife song (you raise me up)

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By *attoodchap OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"Looking at you reminds of of that westlife song (you raise me up)

I'm definitely using that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(miss) my favourite is: hey there you look like my big toe.. Because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the best I ever heard was the one of wild n out.

You remind me of all 20 letters of the alphabet, sorry what was that? Oh yeah I forgot the U R A Q T, oh and don't worry you can get that D later!

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By *attoodchap OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Keep em coming! I'll let you know if they actually work!

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By *irl4girlzWoman
over a year ago

prestatyn

Just whip your clothes off

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

I reckon you're a 9 out of 10 and I'll give you one later

This is off one of the cribgy girls on take me out

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not the best chat up lines to use but I like them.

Why dont you slip into something more comfortable......... like a coma

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning ?

Me: In cake nom nom

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Maybe not the best chat up lines to use but I like them.

Why dont you slip into something more comfortable......... like a coma

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning ?

Me: In cake nom nom

Hahaha I love it!!

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Let me teach you how to kiss ...needless to say he

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

Not an actual chat up line, but a favourite ice breaker;

Roses are red.

Violets blue.

Poems are hard.

So am I.

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a knife

Get in the van

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

I love your legs they are gorgeous, everyone tells me that,what time do they open

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Would you like to come to a party at my place she replied who is going I said me and you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to tell you you are beautiful but you know what people say, beauty is on the inside and I have not been inside you yet...!

Thankyou I'm here all week...! Xx

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

"I would love to tell you you are beautiful but you know what people say, beauty is on the inside and I have not been inside you yet...!

Thankyou I'm here all week...! Xx "

Well played

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a knife

Get in the van "

That’s up there with can you smell chloroform in this rag ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a party in yr mouth, and I’m cumming ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was Your father a terrorist...

Coz your a bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could make your bedrock better than Fred Flintstone

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By *en5ual KissesMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I wish you were a door?.....................................then I could bang you all night long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to tell you you are beautiful but you know what people say, beauty is on the inside and I have not been inside you yet...!

Thankyou I'm here all week...! Xx "

I liked this one..

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