FabSwingers.com forum: Quotes Of The Day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heres a few of mine. A prize for the one that makes me laugh the most.

Friends are like bras,close to your heart and there for support.

True friends stab you in the front.

Always forgive your enemies,nothing annoys them so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

life is like a pubic hair on a tiolet seat.

eventually you'll get pissed off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

parachute for sale - no strings attached lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The truth will set you free,but first it will piss you off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if at first you don't succeed fook it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifes a bitch .... And some day she'll have puppies

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

To minimise stress, I live my life like a dog.

If I cant make friends with it, fuck it, eat it, or play with it, then I piss on it and walk away!

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By *restatynCplCouple
over a year ago

Rhyl

Never drink water. Fish fuck in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it moves...................Fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because you are paranoid it doesn't mean they are not out to get you ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Life is rather like a tin of sardines. We're all of us looking for the key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed - then you're probably not sucking it the right way...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some great quotes. Keep them coming.

Have to ask abang . Even if it has more than 2 legs ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw' i conquered'...then i came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better to keep your mouth shut, and be thought a fool. Than open it and remove all doubt xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its easier to get forgiveness than permission.

The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.

A poor workman blames his tool,or his viagra.

Lord if I cant be skinny let all my friends be fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"better to keep your mouth shut, and be thought a fool. Than open it and remove all doubt xx"

abrham lincoln???

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By *restatynCplCouple
over a year ago

Rhyl

"better to keep your mouth shut, and be thought a fool. Than open it and remove all doubt xx

abrham lincoln???"

Mark Twain xxxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

If you aint living life on the edge, you are taking up too much room.

Better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a coward.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"No matter where you go, there are Angels and Arseholes everywhere..... the people stay the same, only the faces and names change"

Me!!

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By *unnyfunCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

You been fingered more times than a bowling ball

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