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Worst status update you've read?

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By *attoodchap OP   Man
over a year ago

Swansea

As the title suggests....what's the worst status you've read or what really bugs you when you see one?

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

"I'm leaving this site tomorrow"

Posted 48 hours ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New years (saw this on an old profile) a status went up stating that their partner had just come out of a cell and was wearing 'lush grey trackies' who wants to fuck me in front of him.

I try not to judge but that raised red flags in my head aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm leaving this site tomorrow"

Posted 48 hours ago."

Aha very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any status from someone who suggests that they may as well pay for it rather than be on this site (seen in several occasions).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls are full... or my pet hate...

I need to unload

As if someone should be grateful to have it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Skint and bored at home, what to do?"

On a ladies profile... I wonder what she does for a living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of mine are diabolical

I have been told before "This is not Sky Sports News!!" Put firmly in my place. Do I care??

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By *attoodchap OP   Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Mine is something along the lines of "great fuck, you know who you are!" Or, can't wait to get my hands on you, you know who you are!"

And.....meet with generous person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Skint and bored at home, what to do?"

On a ladies profile... I wonder what she does for a living."
makes me laugh that one

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Who`s about? Bank transfer

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By *ancubsaMan
over a year ago

Newport


""I'm leaving this site tomorrow"

Posted 48 hours ago."

Attention seeking??? Bye then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen suck me off?

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By *ar-Some CoupleCouple
over a year ago

from somewhere glittery & sparkly

When women put about mother nature appearing.

Why do they feel the need to tell the whole of fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was - would love to give a woman oral right now. It was one of my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting about meets, especially using adding ‘you know who you are’ at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When women put about mother nature appearing.

Why do they feel the need to tell the whole of fab? "

just go offline for a few days ffs lol

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By *attoodchap OP   Man
over a year ago

Swansea


"Posting about meets, especially using adding ‘you know who you are’ at the end. "

My pet peeve is that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Skint and bored at home, what to do?"

On a ladies profile... I wonder what she does for a living.makes me laugh that one"

They're welcome to my job so they can pay for me to sit on my arse all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New years (saw this on an old profile) a status went up stating that their partner had just come out of a cell and was wearing 'lush grey trackies' who wants to fuck me in front of him.

I try not to judge but that raised red flags in my head aha "

I love them grey trackie bottoms they wear, I think it's becoming a fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word minx's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New years (saw this on an old profile) a status went up stating that their partner had just come out of a cell and was wearing 'lush grey trackies' who wants to fuck me in front of him.

I try not to judge but that raised red flags in my head aha

I love them grey trackie bottoms they wear, I think it's becoming a fetish "

Aha fair enough didn't realise they were handed out in the cell.

Was the first half more than the trackies that gave the warning signs anyway lol. Hardly likely to risk having someone watch who had just got in trouble for fighting lol.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


""Skint and bored at home, what to do?"

On a ladies profile... I wonder what she does for a living.makes me laugh that one

They're welcome to my job so they can pay for me to sit on my arse all day "

I think it's more likely she lies on her back, rather than sits on her arse lol

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By *ack girlWoman
over a year ago

bridgend


"As the title suggests....what's the worst status you've read or what really bugs you when you see one?"
I hate it when its says they will be passing through someplace and are free for 20 mins who wants to suck my dick!

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By *wjadMan
over a year ago

Aldershot


""Skint and bored at home, what to do?"

On a ladies profile... I wonder what she does for a living."

Quite a few in of them on here

Worst one I've seen from a fem is "can anyone lend me £15 til Friday" the bank of fab mun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C**k up my c*** is what I need

This is just a vile status (in my opinion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I just read another '48 hours until I leave' status. Hardly the worst I know. On another ladies profile I just read that she was looking for someone with 'interlect'. That made me smile before later on in the profile that they were also requiring 'desecration'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best of the worst IMO has to be from a 23 yr old a while back.

"Who's up for helping me get pregnant?"

Follow up status a few days later was something along the lines of thanking guys for all the fun.

Lots of antibiotics, tests and DNA testing was on the cards.

So wrong in so many ways and yet it amazes me how stupid people on here can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off back to bed, before I get up and look for a job. Hate being skint.

The status was posted around 9 or 10am.

The same person always posts about how their phone has been cut off too.

Definitely a FB style status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of the sort of status message from a female that reads "OMG so many messages - cant reply to them all" or similar. Yes, we know females are popular on here, and nobody expects you to reply to all of them. It really is an annoying humblebrag about how popular they think that they are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off topic again but I just got winked by a male who's strapline is 'straight guy likes occasional cock' profile states straight too. Is this what people refer to as Fab straight?

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I think it is lol

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By *inky B and kinky DCouple
over a year ago

pwllheli

Just seen one now, any lady up for a late meet and earn a few quid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a few looking for drugs that have gone into the block list too.

The idea of "bring this, get this" is slightly weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off topic again but I just got winked by a male who's strapline is 'straight guy likes occasional cock' profile states straight too. Is this what people refer to as Fab straight? "

Referred to as like pasta, straight until wet X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh so many. The £ signs in the status. Offering or looking for drugs.

The vile ones as someone has posted above and then the I want to lick a pussy now. Yep any pussy will do !

But lately their have been many of the types like . I want a bitch on her knees now.

Yep why oh why dont these guys get loads of meets I wonder?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh so many. The £ signs in the status. Offering or looking for drugs.

The vile ones as someone has posted above and then the I want to lick a pussy now. Yep any pussy will do !

But lately their have been many of the types like . I want a bitch on her knees now.

Yep why oh why dont these guys get loads of meets I wonder?!! "

I don't see guys statuses. But I see lots of comments like this. Then I wonder how they get any meets and why I struggle to get a message or a reply

It's a strange old world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh so many. The £ signs in the status. Offering or looking for drugs.

The vile ones as someone has posted above and then the I want to lick a pussy now. Yep any pussy will do !

But lately their have been many of the types like . I want a bitch on her knees now.

Yep why oh why dont these guys get loads of meets I wonder?!!

I don't see guys statuses. But I see lots of comments like this. Then I wonder how they get any meets and why I struggle to get a message or a reply

It's a strange old world."

It's terrible alot of the time to be fair. Not often around here I see decent ones

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Get loads of

“My husband is at home alone. Any ladies want to go and fuck him”

Not a bloke pretending to be part of a couple at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 week post giving birth, words to the effect of:

'I'm still bleeding, the baby's asleep, I'm ok with fun if you are'

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By *attoodchap OP   Man
over a year ago

Swansea


"1 week post giving birth, words to the effect of:

'I'm still bleeding, the baby's asleep, I'm ok with fun if you are'

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And I bet she was inundated with messages!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring sniff

Anything else asking to be brought as well annoys me

££ status are awful as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who uses words ‘lady garden ‘

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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago

my house

"Need to empty my balls, any sluts ready"......no respect !!!

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

"fancy a pregnancy risk fuck", ah no thanks....now bugger off....read the profile next time!!!!

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