FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the creepiest first message you had on here??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You got to show everyone respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked if I would like to watch a guy fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush on Skype

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

"I was once asked if I would like to watch a guy fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush on Skype"

Did you watch?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to watch a bloke put a end of the whisk down his japs while he had pegs over his balls pulling them off lol

Yes I watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I had “will you watch my husband wa*k while I’m in work off the wife” I declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'WOOF'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if I would like to watch a guy fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush on Skype

Did you watch?..

I politely declined

Kinda sorry now

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

"'WOOF' "

Had this request as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had 'could you go to the toilet and shit on the loo paper and pic and send it? '

Not my thing.. Instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'WOOF'

Had this request as well!"

Me too! I’ve had some truly odd requests, from ‘I’d love to breed you’ to ‘will you shit on my chest?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a single fem, I was asked do I want a baby...

My response wasn't polite! Safe sex is a must and this is a disgusting way of saying I don't want to use a condom

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

A couple once messaged me with this gem "Hi husband here, will you wank on cam for me so I know you're suitable for my wife? She's in work so I'm vetting potential meets."

I told him he had to at least buy me dinner first.

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By *iss-louWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Paid meet 200 if I can cum in your ass and pussy

Blocked and reported immediately

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Can i R.A.P.E you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'WOOF' "

If that means what I think it means then yes I've been asked that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/08/19 10:43:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi, I've got a fettish for breastfeeding. Would you pretend to breastfeed me like a baby?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The latest weirdo one was a very, very long one, but long story short. He such a naughty boy I had to take his toy cars off him sit on then & refuse to return them whilst telling him how naughty he is for playing with his tiny pee pee.

Apparently using the correct wording was vital to a successful outcome.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Dear lord, no wonder its so hard to get a conversation going. I'm just far to normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel so bad for the crap the ladies have to deal with on this site. Blokes are just so fucking despicable. Makes me feel ashamed to be one sometimes.

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By *exi_LexiTV/TS
over a year ago

caerphilly

"I feel so bad for the crap the ladies have to deal with on this site. Blokes are just so fucking despicable. Makes me feel ashamed to be one sometimes. "

Theres your chance

Do wot I do and dress as a women lol xx

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I've been asked if I would breastfeed someone while they were dressed as a baby. They also wanted me to "change" their nappy too

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By *ris400Man
over a year ago

Newport

F*ck me there's some random requests here and all very perverted and creepy.

What's wrong with just a good old hows you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if I would like to watch a guy fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush on Skype"

What the actual fuck some weirdos on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a first message asking to be bound and on my knees. Then he will spit on me.

Also been asked years ago to get pregnant by a guy who went on to say he would have nothing to do with said child.

Been asked by a guy in a club to vomit on his cock when I started gagging on it.

Who said the art of romance is dead

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I’m going to fuck you up the arse until you taste shit.

Ever had (I’ve got to say woof but you know what I really mean, and apparently he could message me that word but I cannot use it here)?

That’s two different messages from different guys. Both had whiney profiles about how the women here are fakes and time wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had will I send some money for electric pmsl

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"I once had will I send some money for electric pmsl"

Well if anyone wants to pay my utility bills thier more than welcome

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

Ok, what the hell does “woof “ mean

Doggie ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been asked to get pregnant... sorry mate that ship sailed years ago and safe sex only.

Also someone sent a first message stating a huge list of what he wanted to do to me which included ramming an orange up my arse. Not sure if he meant a Terry’s chocolate orange or a Jaffa though

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By *iss-louWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"'WOOF' "

I must be naieve but what does that mean ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if I would like to watch a guy fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush on Skype"

My first thought was which end is he planning on using!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello J&B I've been watching you both.

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"'WOOF'

I must be naieve but what does that mean ? "

Was going to ask the same thing lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'WOOF'

I must be naieve but what does that mean ?

Was going to ask the same thing lol x"

I'm not allowed to explain it here, if you don't know its best to remain in blissful ignorance because I'm sorry I followed it up with a question

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By *iss-louWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"'WOOF'

I must be naieve but what does that mean ?

Was going to ask the same thing lol x

I'm not allowed to explain it here, if you don't know its best to remain in blissful ignorance because I'm sorry I followed it up with a question

Dyin to know

inbox it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was off a female. That was creepy enough but then she asked me if I fancied meeting her for a social and see what happens. Jeeze that creeped me right out.

I mean come on, really!!

I'm just kidding of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK. Two pics of a blokes dirty arse, second pic was a cotton bud poking out

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

"OK. Two pics of a blokes dirty arse, second pic was a cotton bud poking out"

Sorry about that. Won't happen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i R.A.P.E you?"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! I would love to smoke or drink some of what guys who send these things take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'WOOF'

I must be naieve but what does that mean ?

Was going to ask the same thing lol x

I'm not allowed to explain it here, if you don't know its best to remain in blissful ignorance because I'm sorry I followed it up with a question

Did we ever establish what WOOF was ??

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By *ancubsaMan
over a year ago

Newport

"OK. Two pics of a blokes dirty arse, second pic was a cotton bud poking out"

That would an arsehole on a stick! [shudder]

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