FabSwingers.com forum: Just cant seem to get a meet

By *ornyshyguy2022 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Been single 17 months and had no fun for 17 months I feel like I'm gonna explode. The worse part is I cant travel witch is a nightmare and back living with parents i can either offer outdoors or some fun curtain times of day indoors but the thing that's getting me down is I send messages they either ignore, read or delete and the ones that do send a message back just say not my type what am I doing wrong . I've updated my profile and pictures so many times and still nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but your profile leaves a lot to be desired

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

You're profile says literally ZERO about you.

And in an environment where single men are in abundance you dont stand out at all.

And 1 picture, that's no help either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the above & the name is off putting, too desperate. Do a forum search for advice provided to the many others asking the same & stop seeing it like something you must achieve X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing written on your profile

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By *ornyshyguy2022 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The only reason my profile is bare now is I've given up just stripped it down after 11 months being on here not many has viewed my profile in that time I've had pictures up and open to public and had a sort of ok bio but nothing still . It's just been a long time u know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vulver tickerler not much better mate.

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Your unpleasant screen name would have me blocking you without even reading a message or profile.

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

Vulva.tickler

*sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 months. No veris.

Means no effort !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expand on your self, let the women know what your looking for, interests etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your unpleasant screen name would have me blocking you without even reading a message or profile."

This too! Listen to all the feedback since we have been here for awhile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you not being able to travel doesn't help either. Look for local socials and attend them, they are the absolute best way to meet people and get varies x

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By *rishbottomcockloverMan
over a year ago

Delft

Ditch women and give men a try, preferably me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ditch women and give men a try, preferably me!

I'd be happy to watch X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP I couldn't even get past that username.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP I couldn't even get past that username....."

Might change mine to cervix smasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ditch women and give men a try, preferably me!

I'd be happy to watch X"

I was thinking the same thing lol

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"Sorry OP I couldn't even get past that username.....

Might change mine to cervix smasher

How about minge mangler?

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By *nique_GymMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Sorry OP I couldn't even get past that username.....

Might change mine to cervix smasher

How about minge mangler?

Slow down on the names I am going to use these before anyone else does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is fast becoming a very inappropriate version of the BFG

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By *ill2k82Man
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Sorry OP I couldn't even get past that username.....

Might change mine to cervix smasher

How about minge mangler?

Or maybe Fanny Chmelar ??????

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By *ill2k82Man
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Change the name for starters mate and write something about yourself, your likes and dislikes, how available you are, also try and make an effort to travel, i don't drive but i will use public transport to go to a meet. Upload a profile pic of you preferably well dressed. Cock pics on profiles tend to turn people off. I've been here for 4years and it was hard for me to get a meet. But the wait was worth it. I have met some amazing people and you will too, just stay positive and be yourself.

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By *bwmusicgeeksCouple
over a year ago

Sadly because you've put can accommodate but only certain times of the day, people who haven't read this thread would probably think you're a cheater working a meet around your missus...

I have no suggestions on how to fix this on your profile, just making you aware. Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been single 17 months and had no fun for 17 months I feel like I'm gonna explode. The worse part is I cant travel witch is a nightmare and back living with parents i can either offer outdoors or some fun curtain times of day indoors but the thing that's getting me down is I send messages they either ignore, read or delete and the ones that do send a message back just say not my type what am I doing wrong . I've updated my profile and pictures so many times and still nothing "

No offence meant here just constructive criticism. I'm not Gods gift and I don't claim to be Brad Pitt, but have you looked at your profile? "Minge Mangler" is hardly a username that gets the women gushing is it dude. You seem to have no clue whatsoever so I'd say it's no wonder you've had nothing for 17 months.....I'd brace myself for the next 17 years of no action if I were you fella if you don't adapt your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just can’t think why a man describing himself as ‘minge mangler’ can’t get a meet.... lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just can’t think why a man describing himself as ‘minge mangler’ can’t get a meet.... lol."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww OP have you seriously gone from Vulva Tickler to Minge Mangler?? I am fucking weak here

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By *flamesMan
over a year ago

swansea

Hi I just can't get meet on here can anyone give us some advice and feed back please to where I'm going wrong.

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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago

my house

"Hi I just can't get meet on here can anyone give us some advice and feed back please to where I'm going wrong. "
You are veried and had a meet 2 months ago ......

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By *igmeat86Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Welcome to the club mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play minge mangler is absolute gold

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"The only reason my profile is bare now is I've given up just stripped it down after 11 months being on here not many has viewed my profile in that time I've had pictures up and open to public and had a sort of ok bio but nothing still . It's just been a long time u know"

Change that horrible name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I just can't get meet on here can anyone give us some advice and feed back please to where I'm going wrong. "

Not memorable meets them?

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Lols mate...

To start with, you need to sort the profile out. Get some tips on how to take proper photos and don't mention sex at all in your profile. Don't be sexual with women, be friendly and fun... Then let her chase.

Names like fufu-fucka, pussifilla, vag-destroyer, or whatever are really off-putting to women. Imagine if a woman had a name like dick-chopper, penis-peeler or something. I think the whole idea is that you want the woman to think that you're special, unique and amazing... Not that you want to cause her some form of vaginal discomfort. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately your name makes you sound like some sort of terrestrial cookie cutter shark mutation that wants to bite and chew a lady's genitals to a pulp. Now, whilst that all sounds glorious (I mean who doesn't enjoy a good ol' munch) it isn't much of a turn on for the ladies - they're a prudish bunch

Although, some other variations could prove more popular; 'pussy pulveriser', 'minge muncher', 'clit crusher', 'flange flicker', 'c*nt creamer'...

Joking aside, change the name, add more meat to your profile (that's not a euphemism for dick pics) add a profile pic and you're bound to get at least a reply or two. But, getting to socials is what it's all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What next?

- Pussy Pounder?

- Labia Lacerator?

- Clit Crucifier?

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Aww OP have you seriously gone from Vulva Tickler to Minge Mangler?? I am fucking weak here

Pmsl I knew it would be a good idea to look back at this thread. Fair play I thought vulva tickler was funny but I think I've struck comedy gold with minge mangler

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

So funny lol

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Thinking of changing my name to 'Clunge Crumpler'. What do we think?

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By *unshine500Man
over a year ago

west wales

OP your name sounds like something that will be given to a serial killer in America the type of thing you will see on sky one evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of changing my name to 'Clunge Crumpler'. What do we think? "

Watch out for “Vicious Vagina” - she’s a match for anyone, OP included!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of changing my name to 'Clunge Crumpler'. What do we think? "

Cunt Crusher is more you

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

"Thinking of changing my name to 'Clunge Crumpler'. What do we think?

Cunt Crusher is more you

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant even see ur profile. So if u messaged whats the point no pic to see and it will take to much effort to get one from u x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhh30 you're fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics, no write up, no varies... to me this says I can't be arsed. females get hundreds of inboxes a day what makes your profile stand out and helps us think yeah I'll reply to this profile?

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

"Fair play minge mangler is absolute gold "

Don’t worry OP your not alone ^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to love someone who asks for advice , gets some very good pointers but chooses to ignore every single 1 then listens to a tongue in cheek ( i hope) comment about changing his name to minge mangler ffs, no doubt there'll be another post soon about how he's still not having any luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to love someone who asks for advice , gets some very good pointers but chooses to ignore every single 1 then listens to a tongue in cheek ( i hope) comment about changing his name to minge mangler ffs, no doubt there'll be another post soon about how he's still not having any luck

I'm up for any I'd ice you can give you sound like the voice of reason. I can't get my profile from couple to single. Any ideas hun. It's so hard for men to get a meet as there's so many of us xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm up for any I'd ice you can give you sound like the voice of reason. I can't get my profile from couple to single. Any ideas hun. It's so hard for men to get a meet as there's so many of us xxxx"

Speak to admin. They'll sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP I couldn't even get past that username.....

Might change mine to cervix smasher

How about "Pussy Pulverizer"?

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