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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever had a sex injury & if so how?

I was recently laying flat on top, her face down. Hand round using hand stimulation while thrusting, when I slipped out & drove myself into a finger & split the inside, not major but enough for it to bleed & be in quite a but of discomfort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once cooked naked for a girlfriend and scalded my cock with boiling water. Not too badly fortunately but enough to not be able to use it for 48 hours. I don't know which was more traumatic, the burn or the effect the bag of frozen peas had!

Note to self: Only cook naked if you are preparing a salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my ex one lovely evening, laying in bed, her beneath me, I was being a bit too over vigorous, when the top end of the bed collapsed, causing me to be flung forward into the wooden headboard...breaking my nose, the subsequent heavy blood flow covered her head completely, leaving her looking like Sissy Spacek in Carrie. She ended up with very bruised vagina from the sudden extreme forward thrust. Funny when I look back on it now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With my ex one lovely evening, laying in bed, her beneath me, I was being a bit too over vigorous, when the top end of the bed collapsed, causing me to be flung forward into the wooden headboard...breaking my nose, the subsequent heavy blood flow covered her head completely, leaving her looking like Sissy Spacek in Carrie. She ended up with very bruised vagina from the sudden extreme forward thrust. Funny when I look back on it now."

If it’s true that absolutely brilliant! I’m sure it wasn’t quite as funny at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With my ex one lovely evening, laying in bed, her beneath me, I was being a bit too over vigorous, when the top end of the bed collapsed, causing me to be flung forward into the wooden headboard...breaking my nose, the subsequent heavy blood flow covered her head completely, leaving her looking like Sissy Spacek in Carrie. She ended up with very bruised vagina from the sudden extreme forward thrust. Funny when I look back on it now.

If it’s true that absolutely brilliant! I’m sure it wasn’t quite as funny at the time"

Oh it's so true, never buy a wooden bed from argos

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jayne broke a guy's nose with her pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my injury but a guy I was seeing very casually.

Many years ago we were having sex one afternoon at his (first time I’d been there) and he was on top of me kissing me quite passionately. He had a wooden headboard and I reached up to grab the bottom of it, not knowing that it actually lifted off. It tipped forward and landed on top of him clonking him quite badly on the head. He collapsed on top of me and I actually thought I’d knocked him out until he started groaning.

He had a massive lump on the back of his head for days! I never grabbed the headboard again after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class!

Great advert for wall mounted headboards lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had a friction burn on my chin about the size of a 10p lol but my worse was a black eye, think I will stay stumped on thst but its not anyone hitting me lol

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By *pacelordmf80Man
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Fell through window. It was closed too lol

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By *efByOrgasmsMan
over a year ago

Heads of the Valleys

Not a injury but was fucking this girl in my back seat and my handbrake went and we rolled back into a barrier.

Neither of us realise we were rolling til the big thud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With an ex I was going for gold with her legs on my shoulders on the corner of the bed, cock slipped out and I thrust into her public bone! Was a loud popping noise and I dropped like a stone. Cock had bent and was in agony, within an hour my balls had gone black with bruising and it was nearly 2 months before I could use it properly. Even gentle blowjobs and pissing hurt for a while. Worst sexual injury ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my foot, doing doggy outside in the pitch black and fell off a wall. That was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke my foot, doing doggy outside in the pitch black and fell off a wall. That was fun "

I'm trying to work out the logistics of that hahaha. Doggy, on a wall, in the dark! What could possibly go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was being spanked with a plank at a party & the sexy guy who was obliging me pulled my butt cheeks apart so far it split the skin from the base of my spine, straight to the front I thought he was going to faint he was so sorry, I was put off action for almost 6 weeks... Ooooouuuuch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke my foot, doing doggy outside in the pitch black and fell off a wall. That was fun

I'm trying to work out the logistics of that hahaha. Doggy, on a wall, in the dark! What could possibly go wrong?"

The wall was little. Didn't realise I was standing on one, till I went flying off it, into thin air, on to the other side

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I was being spanked with a plank at a party & the sexy guy who was obliging me pulled my butt cheeks apart so far it split the skin from the base of my spine, straight to the front I thought he was going to faint he was so sorry, I was put off action for almost 6 weeks... Ooooouuuuch"

Oh jeezuuz!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was being spanked with a plank at a party & the sexy guy who was obliging me pulled my butt cheeks apart so far it split the skin from the base of my spine, straight to the front I thought he was going to faint he was so sorry, I was put off action for almost 6 weeks... Ooooouuuuch"

That's awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once bummed a warm apple pie that hadn't cooled down, was hot!

The dinner lady wasn't to impressed though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does an earbashing from an angry mum for bringing her daughter back late count??

And we were both 17 before anyone says anything

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a really bad trauma from a vigorous fingering that went wrong, split nearly from clit to hole. Blood everywhere!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a really bad trauma from a vigorous fingering that went wrong, split nearly from clit to hole. Blood everywhere!!"
bloody hell, hope you are healed

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

When I was in uni..my then girlfriend decided to go on top and she got rather..enthusiastic..with her bouncing...out it popped, and then missed the target.

I LEPT off the bed - kinda killed the mood!

Luckily no permanent damage, but even thinking about it to this day makes me wince. And now I'm VERY wary of enthusiastic sex while I'm on my back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a really bad trauma from a vigorous fingering that went wrong, split nearly from clit to hole. Blood everywhere!!"
wow tha sounds like abuse

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

This thread makes my pussy tense with fear, ouch!

Mrs

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By *elshcookie84Man
over a year ago

morriston

worst i heard, girl i know got very frisky and sat on her bf at the time dry, broke his banjo, blood everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am healed it was years ago xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am healed it was years ago xx"
thank gawd for tha x

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By *efByOrgasmsMan
over a year ago

Heads of the Valleys


"I am healed it was years ago xx"

It sounded brutal. Glad you're ok now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does standing on a Lego Batman barefoot whilst searching for a condom count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does standing on a Lego Batman barefoot whilst searching for a condom count? "

Absolutely! Iv stood on a plug previously & I can imagine Lego being equally as painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does an earbashing from an angry mum for bringing her daughter back late count??

And we were both 17 before anyone says anything

LJ"

You'll be adding another to the thread soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does an earbashing from an angry mum for bringing her daughter back late count??

And we were both 17 before anyone says anything

LJ

You'll be adding another to the thread soon "

And this will be involving a trip to a backstreet Doctor as I wouldn’t want anything on my medical records

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does an earbashing from an angry mum for bringing her daughter back late count??

And we were both 17 before anyone says anything

LJ

You'll be adding another to the thread soon

And this will be involving a trip to a backstreet Doctor as I wouldn’t want anything on my medical records

LJ"

I'll be your crutch as you hobble into A+E. You'll be too weak to fight me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped my banjo at 17 worst pain I’d experienced at the time. Even just going for a pee hurt couldn’t touch it for 2 days

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Not a sexual injury, but I know a guy who zipped the entire length of his cock into his zip, and couldn't get it undone. He eventually hobbled out to the garage, got on his motorbike and rode to A&E 10 miles away, bleeding all over his bike. When he arrived, he couldn't bring himself to climb off the bike, so he parked outside the entrance and beeped his horn until they came out, and carried him off the bike. They had to cut his jeans off him.

We still call him Zippy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jayne broke a guy's nose with her pussy "

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Jayne broke a guy's nose with her pussy "

I should really tell you more, it sounds like she assaulted him lol.

We were at a party, she was in a sex swing, he was licking her, and apparently was really going for it, so much so that, as he pulled back a little, Jayne jerked, her hips flicked up, and she caught his nose with her pubic bone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had a bruised cervix more than once

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I do not recommend it!!

Prinny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did my hamstring once as getting grip on laminate flooring in stripey socks is hard work.

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

Fucking my first gf over the dining room table in her parent's house. She told me to fuck her hard and I got a bit carried away tore my frenulum, the bit of skin that attaches the foreskin to the tip of the penis.

Wow there was a lot of blood! I thought I had broken my cock

Of course now I know it's quite a common occurrence and I am actually glad I did it because it lets my cock come right out of the foreskin, almost as if I were circumcised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking a tooth on Sir's cock ring when he was slapping my face with his man bits

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